Ebner Michael
@emike.bsky.social
Twin Dad, Arsenal FC, Nintendo, Retro Gaming, Musik
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Anyway really long way of getting that off my chest when I could've just said that 30 minutes for Kai Havertz on Sunday could change my life.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Anyway really long way of getting that off my chest when I could've just said that 30 minutes for Kai Havertz on Sunday could change my life.
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Tbf, one of the best league tables I’ve ever seen
Only three ever-present sides picked up fewer Premier League points than Manchester United during Ruben Amorim's tenure.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Tbf, one of the best league tables I’ve ever seen
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After a couple of weeks break, my latest for @dailycannon.com - on Bournemouth, Liverpool, 1-1 wins and Unai Emery:
dailycannon.com/2026/01/arse...
dailycannon.com/2026/01/arse...
Arsenal get Emery Christmas
A weekend that shifted the mood of the title race, as Arsenal deliver under pressure and rivals unravel across a chaotic and revealing round of fixtures.
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January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
After a couple of weeks break, my latest for @dailycannon.com - on Bournemouth, Liverpool, 1-1 wins and Unai Emery:
dailycannon.com/2026/01/arse...
dailycannon.com/2026/01/arse...
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Now we're into mystery time
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Now we're into mystery time
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I tried to manifest a Chelsea upset but these guys are chumps at the best of times, let alone with a PE teacher on the touchline.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I tried to manifest a Chelsea upset but these guys are chumps at the best of times, let alone with a PE teacher on the touchline.
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Bernardo Silva, all of three feet tall and looking like a novice monk in a Zurbaran painting, gets away with being a top candidate for the title of dirtiest player in the PL week after week. Even better at this than Casemiro was with Real. Never mentioned in comms either.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Bernardo Silva, all of three feet tall and looking like a novice monk in a Zurbaran painting, gets away with being a top candidate for the title of dirtiest player in the PL week after week. Even better at this than Casemiro was with Real. Never mentioned in comms either.
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Idee: Deutschland entführt Christian Stocker, regiert Österreich erstmal selbst und reißt sich alle Schätze des Landes unter den Nagel (Kaiserschmarrn, Fritattensuppe, Red Bull, Manner etc.).
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Idee: Deutschland entführt Christian Stocker, regiert Österreich erstmal selbst und reißt sich alle Schätze des Landes unter den Nagel (Kaiserschmarrn, Fritattensuppe, Red Bull, Manner etc.).
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I've been watching football for 45 years and, admittedly, my memories of the early years are a bit sketchy, but I've never seen what I witnessed on that replay of him bending down to find Gabriel's elbow.
Hilarious but also absolutely a booking.
Hilarious but also absolutely a booking.
What on earth is Le Saux talking about Gabriel stepping across Adli?
The dude literally lowered his head into Gabriel's elbow.
The dude literally lowered his head into Gabriel's elbow.
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I've been watching football for 45 years and, admittedly, my memories of the early years are a bit sketchy, but I've never seen what I witnessed on that replay of him bending down to find Gabriel's elbow.
Hilarious but also absolutely a booking.
Hilarious but also absolutely a booking.
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I woke up to see the news. I am aghast.
I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. Is nothing sacred anymore?
I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. Is nothing sacred anymore?
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I woke up to see the news. I am aghast.
I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. Is nothing sacred anymore?
I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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🚨🇦🇹 Liverpool agree deal to sign 17 year old Austrian centre back Ifeanyi Ndukwe for summer 2026, here we go! Agreement in place, valid from July. Austria Wien accepted the proposal, as @AlexHuber81 reported today. Seen as huge talent, Nduke said yes to #LFC project.
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
🚨🇦🇹 Liverpool agree deal to sign 17 year old Austrian centre back Ifeanyi Ndukwe for summer 2026, here we go! Agreement in place, valid from July. Austria Wien accepted the proposal, as @AlexHuber81 reported today. Seen as huge talent, Nduke said yes to #LFC project.
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Arteta still not sure about Rice, will see after one more training session. My feeling is no need to risk him as we have Liverpool next, and surely we can handle Bournemouth without him.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Arteta still not sure about Rice, will see after one more training session. My feeling is no need to risk him as we have Liverpool next, and surely we can handle Bournemouth without him.
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I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’ve spent this morning morbidly watching the MTV channels close down and the final songs played were:
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
MTV Music - Video Killed the Radio Star (Buggles)
Club MTV - Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
MTV 90s - Goodbye (Spice Girls)
MTV 80s - Together in Electric Dreams (Oakey and Moroder)
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Leandro Trossard has the most goal contributions in all competitions for Arsenal this season - six assists and seven goals.
#ARSAST
#ARSAST
a drawing of a cat with the number 67 written above it
ALT: a drawing of a cat with the number 67 written above it
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December 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Leandro Trossard has the most goal contributions in all competitions for Arsenal this season - six assists and seven goals.
#ARSAST
#ARSAST
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Emery straight down the tunnel before shaking hands, inject it. Probably has Emirates Stadium PTSD. Good, I have it too thanks to him.
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Emery straight down the tunnel before shaking hands, inject it. Probably has Emirates Stadium PTSD. Good, I have it too thanks to him.
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Arsenal are 15 points ahead of Chelsea, who are level on points with United.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Arsenal are 15 points ahead of Chelsea, who are level on points with United.
😱
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
🚨 Declan Rice expected to miss Arsenal’s match against Aston Villa tonight after sustaining a knee injury in 2-1 victory over Brighton.
#AFC hopeful it will be short absence but don't want to risk aggravating issue further.
Story for @theathleticfc.bsky.social ⬇️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
#AFC hopeful it will be short absence but don't want to risk aggravating issue further.
Story for @theathleticfc.bsky.social ⬇️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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2000 Meter Höhe. Badetemperatur. Dreamday
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
2000 Meter Höhe. Badetemperatur. Dreamday
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We had 2.8 xG when we put 5 past Leeds earlier this season
Today we had 2.8 xG on 24 shots & managed just the 2 goals.
I get the frustration, but the finishing is very likely to come around. I’d much rather be playing well & finishing poorly than playing like shit & getting away with it
Today we had 2.8 xG on 24 shots & managed just the 2 goals.
I get the frustration, but the finishing is very likely to come around. I’d much rather be playing well & finishing poorly than playing like shit & getting away with it
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We had 2.8 xG when we put 5 past Leeds earlier this season
Today we had 2.8 xG on 24 shots & managed just the 2 goals.
I get the frustration, but the finishing is very likely to come around. I’d much rather be playing well & finishing poorly than playing like shit & getting away with it
Today we had 2.8 xG on 24 shots & managed just the 2 goals.
I get the frustration, but the finishing is very likely to come around. I’d much rather be playing well & finishing poorly than playing like shit & getting away with it
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es gibt wirklich wichtigere sachen als sich mit sowas herum zu schlagen. es wäre so leicht lösbar ohne dass sich jemand wie auch immer gestört fühlt. die politik setzt auf eskalation und ein schräges weil auch unverhältnismäßiges demokratieverständnis.
www.kleinezeitung.at/kaernten/204...
www.kleinezeitung.at/kaernten/204...
Karfreitag: Nach Verbot des Veranstaltungsverbots kommt relatives Verbot
VfGH kippte das absolute Veranstaltungsverbot in Kärnten. Gesetzesnovelle soll „stillen Karfreitag“ in Kärnten auch in Zukunft bewahren.
www.kleinezeitung.at
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
es gibt wirklich wichtigere sachen als sich mit sowas herum zu schlagen. es wäre so leicht lösbar ohne dass sich jemand wie auch immer gestört fühlt. die politik setzt auf eskalation und ein schräges weil auch unverhältnismäßiges demokratieverständnis.
www.kleinezeitung.at/kaernten/204...
www.kleinezeitung.at/kaernten/204...
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Who wants to read a take on Arsenal's win over Wolves which opens up by referencing the Greek philosopher Heraclitus?
Oh, you do! Well then, step this way ladies and gentlemen...
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Oh, you do! Well then, step this way ladies and gentlemen...
dailycannon.com/2025/12/arse...
Arsenal frustration lingers despite dramatic Wolves winner
Arsenal’s Wolves win sparks reflection on form, fatigue and belief, as familiar flaws resurface despite another decisive intervention.
dailycannon.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Who wants to read a take on Arsenal's win over Wolves which opens up by referencing the Greek philosopher Heraclitus?
Oh, you do! Well then, step this way ladies and gentlemen...
dailycannon.com/2025/12/arse...
Oh, you do! Well then, step this way ladies and gentlemen...
dailycannon.com/2025/12/arse...
At least Sp*s brings a Little fun.. i don‘t care about City. Now it‘s the Time to Look only on us.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
At least Sp*s brings a Little fun.. i don‘t care about City. Now it‘s the Time to Look only on us.