Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

Every single ally of America held a meeting without us; it’s like trump got us kicked off the group chat.

This is how it starts…

Folks, you don’t need to watch the inauguration. Let’s watch movies instead.