Auntie Em
emilygerber.bsky.social
Auntie Em
@emilygerber.bsky.social
Apologetically myself
I can detect artificial sweetener in anything. And I am annoying. But why do they have to put it in things that aren't labeled as diet or light? I'm old and it's hard to read labels.
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Of ovaries, I assume.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Happy Birthday, Jason!
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I can't tell you the number of times I've come home from the store with all of the ingredients for a recipe except the main one. I mean, who needs chicken for chicken marsala anyway!
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I used to live near New Hope and my dad would go visit George Nakashima and learned about woodworking from him. I have a couple of Nakashima inspired tables my dad made.
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Until I pita
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It's really okay. Thanks for the follow. :)
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'll thank you not to refer to Brown that way.
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I think it's time to retire "We're more alike than we are different."
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I worked on this for a year, and he just skeeted it out
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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This made me smile
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Like how I fall for kombucha every time. Ooh, I like ginger! No way this one is going to taste like vinegar...
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This sweet creature came to the bay window when I was a young girl over 50 years ago. My mother said he could stay for one night. He was with us for 10 years. We named him David. He was exceptional.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Mood
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I heard a woman in the supermarket scream at her partner "White rice is for savages!"
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You really shouldn't talk to your kids like that.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Are we finally admitting that bath bombs and bonbons shouldn't have the same scent?
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Even Bluesky should have no way to find fault with this.
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Well that will save someone the trouble of having to desrtuct it
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I had to go deep into the settings on my Samsung phone, but I got assistant back.
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Reposted by Auntie Em
JIM IT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM