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washed up former sports employee
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Maybe a little drunk at Bonefish Grill: a Florida Christmas story
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
watching *that* bobs burgers and 😭😭😭😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i work bc i need money i work bc i need money i work bc i need money i work bc -
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
just one and a half more business days of work until monday. i can do it i can do it
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i will be in my 20s until i am 35. no further questions your honor
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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hang joey votto's home run spray chart in the louvre
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
cat!
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
the bobs burgers lo-fi channel is called “lo-fry” 🥹
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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marlborade
Number 615: cigarettes with electrolytes in them
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
bengals circa 2021:
sometimes you DO win games with field goals
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
you’re telling me these santa’s are cons?
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
had a fun night out with friends 🤍
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
never forget uc beat notre dame
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
being in love with a nerd means waking up on sunday mornings to the laughter of DND at 8am lol
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
extra dirty filthy martini plz
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
today is my company holiday party & the theme is ugly sweater

go bearcats baby
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
gettin married!
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
what do we think guys should i add to cart
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
31 going on:
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
we went to a funeral service for a newborn baby today and. that’s all i got.

feeling extra thankful for my loved ones.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
email? the turkey is out of the freezer and you’re emailing me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the prodigal son
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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hey my cincy friends, i’ve got a promo code for the thanksgiving day race. prices increase tonight at 11:59. use EMILYTDR20 to save 20%. or don’t 🤷‍♀️

thanksgivingdayrace.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM