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“tell his new wife why you used to call him ‘Stinky.’”
retrocomps.bsky.social Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · Oct 12
Up to 60 electronic mail messages a month. Just $7.95. (Source.)
A two page ad. The title reads "Finally, a computer information service you can't outgrow. No matter how hard you try." The left page depicts a shirt ("Shop. But don't drop..."), a striped fish ("Dive deep into aquarium lore..."), a red sports car ("Price a new Mustang..."), a satellite ("Learn how to monitor military satellites..."), a zither ("Find out just what the heck a zither is."), and a globe that shows the Americas twice ("Talk to twice as many people about parallel universes"). The right page depicts G. Washington ("Learn a sensible way to get the dollars to start a new business"), a PC network ("Find out why your PC won't talk to your LAN..."), a Visa stamp ("Find out how in the world to apply for a visa."), a phone handset ("Get the current phone number of your old friend from high school..."), a scuba diver ("Discover a good place to dive..."), and a salad ("Copy down a truly delicious tofu recipe."). The bottom of both pages is dense ad copy.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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wish I could faint as a conceit, like in opera
June 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
emma-james.bsky.social
had a dream where I found out RFK jr was 30-something, looked exactly the same, and all the wellness conspiracy theorists were still like, “this man is the picture of health”
May 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
emma-james.bsky.social
Transphobia to preserve lesbianism is so funny and telling. “I know one essential truth about lesbians, they’re exclusively attracted to traditionally feminine women.”
April 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM