Emma🦌Chaplin⭐
@emmachaplin.bsky.social
Editor, comms person & funeral celebrant. Sweary. Swifts, wildlife, Pells Pool, Lewes stuff, including food & drink.
She/her
Trans women are women, obvs
https://lewescelebrant.co.uk/
She/her
Trans women are women, obvs
https://lewescelebrant.co.uk/
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
Had measles my first Christmas. Was absolutely awful!
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Had measles my first Christmas. Was absolutely awful!
Wicked Witch of the West. Don't ask (I ROCKED it)
a picture of a witch with the words who 's in my bathroom on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a witch with the words who 's in my bathroom on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wicked Witch of the West. Don't ask (I ROCKED it)
Rah! Happy birthday eve T ✨🥳
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Rah! Happy birthday eve T ✨🥳
Just had the festive all -clear back from mine! 💩🥳🎄
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Just had the festive all -clear back from mine! 💩🥳🎄
I'm not hot on geography tbh & I don't know Hamsey House. It looks like the posh house that's part of the police HQ but assume it can't be
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm not hot on geography tbh & I don't know Hamsey House. It looks like the posh house that's part of the police HQ but assume it can't be
Well exactly. "Alas, Smith & Jones"
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Well exactly. "Alas, Smith & Jones"
It's all so fucking depressing
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It's all so fucking depressing