Emma🦌Chaplin⭐
@emmachaplin.bsky.social
Editor, comms person & funeral celebrant. Sweary. Swifts, wildlife, Pells Pool, Lewes stuff, including food & drink.
She/her
Trans women are women, obvs
https://lewescelebrant.co.uk/
She/her
Trans women are women, obvs
https://lewescelebrant.co.uk/
Niecey in the north tells me her & her lovely fella Zach are planning a "granny annexe" for me, my sister's best mate & Zach's mum. That would be a den of gambling & hard liquor I can tell you now
a woman smoking a cigarette on a porch with the words last stand to nowhere above her
ALT: a woman smoking a cigarette on a porch with the words last stand to nowhere above her
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December 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Niecey in the north tells me her & her lovely fella Zach are planning a "granny annexe" for me, my sister's best mate & Zach's mum. That would be a den of gambling & hard liquor I can tell you now
Song Thrushes & Robins belting it out on a sunny Railway Land
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Song Thrushes & Robins belting it out on a sunny Railway Land
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Will stream this tomorrow if anyone can bear to wait until then! (Or if you find your solving experience is enhanced by watching us do the same thing you've already done but much more slowly) #CrypticSunday
Try my latest puzzle on @mycrossword.co.uk's brilliant site including:
Line manager's toolkit? (6,7)
Drunk called in to cover school lesson writing misnomer? (4.6)
Island not supporting another owned by US for the most part (7)
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2941
Line manager's toolkit? (6,7)
Drunk called in to cover school lesson writing misnomer? (4.6)
Island not supporting another owned by US for the most part (7)
www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2941
Cryptic crossword No 2,941 · MyCrossword
Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,941 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 30 clues by Iguess. Published Sat 13 Dec 2025. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.
www.mycrossword.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Will stream this tomorrow if anyone can bear to wait until then! (Or if you find your solving experience is enhanced by watching us do the same thing you've already done but much more slowly) #CrypticSunday
So WH Smith is now TJ Jones. Hmm
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So WH Smith is now TJ Jones. Hmm
Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas
charlie brown and linus peanut sit on a brick wall looking at the snow
ALT: charlie brown and linus peanut sit on a brick wall looking at the snow
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December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Watching A Charlie Brown Christmas
Christmas Food Banks collections in all Lewes supermarkets today organised by the legend that is Mark Perryman. Thanks to everyone for their support
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Christmas Food Banks collections in all Lewes supermarkets today organised by the legend that is Mark Perryman. Thanks to everyone for their support
Rye Harbour Nature Reserve is a very special place for wildlife & this biobead spill is a nightmare. Please sign the petition to ban them
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
MP calls for ban on ‘biobeads’ at sewage works after devastating Camber Sands spillage
Exclusive: Use of toxic plastic beads in treatment works is unnecessary and outdated, say conservationists
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Rye Harbour Nature Reserve is a very special place for wildlife & this biobead spill is a nightmare. Please sign the petition to ban them
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Honestly FUCK Thatcher & her privatisation of utilities. An unmitigated disaster for wildlife & humans Camber Sands bio-beads contain lead and arsenic, study finds - BBC News share.google/mpsYgmwvBiW6...
Camber Sands bio-beads contain lead and arsenic, study finds
Heavy metals are found on plastic pellets which washed up on the Sussex and Kent coast.
share.google
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Honestly FUCK Thatcher & her privatisation of utilities. An unmitigated disaster for wildlife & humans Camber Sands bio-beads contain lead and arsenic, study finds - BBC News share.google/mpsYgmwvBiW6...
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I love the barn at Charleston and remember when cows would interrupt your event. I'm delighted to be returning there next year and hope the cows and you can join me. Tickets on sale today!
www.charleston.org.uk/event/an-eve...
www.charleston.org.uk/event/an-eve...
Charleston — An Evening with Damian Barr: The Two Roberts
Join us at Charleston for an unforgettable evening with acclaimed author, Damian Barr, in conversation about his novel 'The Two Roberts' and curation of 'Robert MacBryde & Robert Colquhoun: Artists, L...
www.charleston.org.uk
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I love the barn at Charleston and remember when cows would interrupt your event. I'm delighted to be returning there next year and hope the cows and you can join me. Tickets on sale today!
www.charleston.org.uk/event/an-eve...
www.charleston.org.uk/event/an-eve...
Is this not the BEST toilet ever?
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Is this not the BEST toilet ever?
Lewes Food Banks Collection has a few gaps Saturday afternoon if anyone has an hour to spare.
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Lewes Food Banks Collection has a few gaps Saturday afternoon if anyone has an hour to spare.
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The millions of bio-beads recently spilled by @southernwater.bsky.social contain a cocktail of harmful chemicals that will enter the marine food chain, including food that I would like to eat ☣️🤢🤮☠️
BBC News - Lead and arsenic found in Camber Sands bio-beads
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Lead and arsenic found in Camber Sands bio-beads
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Camber Sands bio-beads contain lead and arsenic, study finds
Heavy metals are found on plastic pellets which washed up on the Sussex and Kent coast.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The millions of bio-beads recently spilled by @southernwater.bsky.social contain a cocktail of harmful chemicals that will enter the marine food chain, including food that I would like to eat ☣️🤢🤮☠️
BBC News - Lead and arsenic found in Camber Sands bio-beads
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Lead and arsenic found in Camber Sands bio-beads
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The Christmas decs wot I made out of recycling! Barking, obvs. But great fun was had. 3 Christmas potatoes. A Christmas pickle, random fungus, seahorse & odd bird
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Christmas decs wot I made out of recycling! Barking, obvs. But great fun was had. 3 Christmas potatoes. A Christmas pickle, random fungus, seahorse & odd bird
The trouble with this Labour - loads of the "hate" & racism is being generated by you, you idiots
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The trouble with this Labour - loads of the "hate" & racism is being generated by you, you idiots
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Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An angelic morning to you all
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
An angelic morning to you all
Christmas lights? Lovely. Twinkly ones? Fine. Flashing ones? 🙂↔️
bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
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December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Christmas lights? Lovely. Twinkly ones? Fine. Flashing ones? 🙂↔️
So fed up of DJs (Jeremy Vine in particular) I've bought a CD player so rediscovering my CDs. Currently listening to the fab Burt Bacharach. 24 hours from Tulsa is brilliant & RIDICULOUS
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So fed up of DJs (Jeremy Vine in particular) I've bought a CD player so rediscovering my CDs. Currently listening to the fab Burt Bacharach. 24 hours from Tulsa is brilliant & RIDICULOUS
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Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
Yesterday, in the driving winds & rain, saw Mr flip flops shorts & sunglasses in all three, blithely walking through it all
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yesterday, in the driving winds & rain, saw Mr flip flops shorts & sunglasses in all three, blithely walking through it all
The abandoned spoon in the cemetery of life
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The abandoned spoon in the cemetery of life
Had an egg thrown hard at me from a car earlier & it was horrible & scary
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Had an egg thrown hard at me from a car earlier & it was horrible & scary