Sarah
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social
Exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting
Anyway whether it was a red card or not it’s important not to lose sight of the fact that it was funny
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyway whether it was a red card or not it’s important not to lose sight of the fact that it was funny
Ooh proper bit of drama from Everton
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ooh proper bit of drama from Everton
I follow this American girl on Instagram who basically travels the world reviewing food. I’ve watched her eat scorpions on sticks and live insects and yet today, jellied eels in London was her limit. Getting a strong sense of national pride
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I follow this American girl on Instagram who basically travels the world reviewing food. I’ve watched her eat scorpions on sticks and live insects and yet today, jellied eels in London was her limit. Getting a strong sense of national pride
Aw, I’m pleased to Eze. I’ve decided he’s a good guy because he’s got a lovely smile
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Aw, I’m pleased to Eze. I’ve decided he’s a good guy because he’s got a lovely smile
If you’re going to score make it a funny one!
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you’re going to score make it a funny one!
This could be messy
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This could be messy
I am very my mum about Thomas Frank’s gum chewing
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I am very my mum about Thomas Frank’s gum chewing
That tifo looks really good
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That tifo looks really good
Caught up on Down Cemetery Road, I’d have dumped Sarah by the side of the road long before now
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Caught up on Down Cemetery Road, I’d have dumped Sarah by the side of the road long before now
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Selecting "Strictly Spoiler Guy" as occupation on a mortgage application.
Seeing the guy who spoils the #Strictly results having a meltdown over the BBC not doing a DO this weekend warms my cold heart
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Selecting "Strictly Spoiler Guy" as occupation on a mortgage application.
This from that last RT is one wild paragraph to have written
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This from that last RT is one wild paragraph to have written
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my face when I got to the bit about “I never watched Friends because it wasn’t groundbreaking like Will & Grace”
Variety - VARIETY - has a tv critic who has never seen a single episode of Friends. And who is willing to admit that in print. variety.com/2025/tv/colu...
I Watched Those Eight Unreleased Episodes of ‘Joey,’ Despite Never Watching ‘Friends’ — and They’re Terrible
'Friends' remains a cultural phenomenon, but I never watched a single episode. I watched the final 8 unaired episodes of "Joey" and they are terrible.
variety.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
my face when I got to the bit about “I never watched Friends because it wasn’t groundbreaking like Will & Grace”
I switched to the Snoopy screensaver on my tv and I reckon I’ve watched that more than normal programmes this week
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I switched to the Snoopy screensaver on my tv and I reckon I’ve watched that more than normal programmes this week
I don’t doubt at all that Isak has the quality to come good but I am enjoying his current struggles. And I don’t care this how this reflects on me
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t doubt at all that Isak has the quality to come good but I am enjoying his current struggles. And I don’t care this how this reflects on me
Just woken up from a lovely long nap and checked the football scores. Liverpool eh?
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just woken up from a lovely long nap and checked the football scores. Liverpool eh?
At least the mascot is having fun
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
At least the mascot is having fun
I will not stand for this Phil Dunphy slur
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I will not stand for this Phil Dunphy slur
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Dear Diary,
I met my New best friend today. His name is Zohran Mamdani and he is nothing like Jeffery Epstein. He likes the painting of FDR that I picked 🥰
I met my New best friend today. His name is Zohran Mamdani and he is nothing like Jeffery Epstein. He likes the painting of FDR that I picked 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dear Diary,
I met my New best friend today. His name is Zohran Mamdani and he is nothing like Jeffery Epstein. He likes the painting of FDR that I picked 🥰
I met my New best friend today. His name is Zohran Mamdani and he is nothing like Jeffery Epstein. He likes the painting of FDR that I picked 🥰
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My grandpa took me to my first England test cricket match when I was 12, they have been the bane of my life ever since and I wouldn’t have it any other way
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
My grandpa took me to my first England test cricket match when I was 12, they have been the bane of my life ever since and I wouldn’t have it any other way
I really love Nick Mohammed
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I really love Nick Mohammed
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If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.
Decision to only watch from the start of the Aussie innings has paid off in terms of mood
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Decision to only watch from the start of the Aussie innings has paid off in terms of mood
I fucking love Ben Stokes
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I fucking love Ben Stokes