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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 5h

What, this Paloma? She’s a delight

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 5h

Same, he’s a lot of fun to watch

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 7h

He was the perfect choice.

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 7h

Choice!

Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 7h

His arrival to meet the other Traitors was perfect. He was an inspired choir

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 7h

Still thinking about this tbh

Alan Carr in a traitors cloak carrying a lamp

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 17h

I take back all my concerns about a celeb version. That was just fun tv from start to finish

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AAAAH-riadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 18h

this is my favourite renaissance painting. #CelebrityTraitors

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 18h

I like Claudia’s coat but I presume the floaty wrist bits are optional

Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 18h

Jonathon, “I’m glad it’s you Cat because you are calm”
Alan

two men are carrying a statue of a deer on a dolly

ALT: two men are carrying a statue of a deer on a dolly

media.tenor.com

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 18h

Alan literally not being able to keep a straight face (a) in front of Claudia (b) when he was picked, he's literally going to somehow end up murdering himself, CHAOS OPTION #CelebrityTraitors

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 18h

So Alan has no poker face

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 21h

And I can’t even with Britaini and the weird Osmond

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 21h

She’s AWFUL, Brownyn should be asking her go and live with one of her kids whose pregnancy she was happy about

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Sarah @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social · 21h

Like that’s not a normal daily snacking situation

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 1d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.