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they/she. 25. I post my silly little thoughts and also my dog
insane self callout but i’m actually really glad there won’t be a rep tv bc i’m so close to having og rep finally outpace the hamilton soundtrack I had on loop in high school as my number one spotify album of all time
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
insane self callout but i’m actually really glad there won’t be a rep tv bc i’m so close to having og rep finally outpace the hamilton soundtrack I had on loop in high school as my number one spotify album of all time
lowkey surprised that this is the first time it’s happened but i’m both charmed and weirded out by a high schooler at the school I sort of work at swearing near me and then looked at me and said “sorry miss” as if i’m a teacher getting them in trouble
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lowkey surprised that this is the first time it’s happened but i’m both charmed and weirded out by a high schooler at the school I sort of work at swearing near me and then looked at me and said “sorry miss” as if i’m a teacher getting them in trouble
I think it’s very funny and unfortunate that I, a person with deeply rooted fuck it we ball mentality, am drawn to hobbies like sewing that are entirely incompatible with that approach. I just spent an hour making a “15 minute” dog bandana bc I didn’t pay enough attention to the pattern
June 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I think it’s very funny and unfortunate that I, a person with deeply rooted fuck it we ball mentality, am drawn to hobbies like sewing that are entirely incompatible with that approach. I just spent an hour making a “15 minute” dog bandana bc I didn’t pay enough attention to the pattern
just vaulted across the office to interrupt a conversation about live action lilo and stitch to tell them it’s trash. then later they said they didn’t want to watch snow white was “because of that one actress” and they meant rachel zegler. so maybe our movie tastes are too different
May 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
just vaulted across the office to interrupt a conversation about live action lilo and stitch to tell them it’s trash. then later they said they didn’t want to watch snow white was “because of that one actress” and they meant rachel zegler. so maybe our movie tastes are too different
my dad is going to start reading harrow in the next few days and i’m VERY curious what he’ll think
May 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my dad is going to start reading harrow in the next few days and i’m VERY curious what he’ll think
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DELICIOUS IN DUNKIN
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
DELICIOUS IN DUNKIN
it pains me to say it but I went to bed and woke up early for a 7:15 doctors appointment and then stopped for an iced coffee on the way to work without being late and honestly I do feel better than when I run late bc I slept until the last possible second
May 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it pains me to say it but I went to bed and woke up early for a 7:15 doctors appointment and then stopped for an iced coffee on the way to work without being late and honestly I do feel better than when I run late bc I slept until the last possible second
not to be a sap but I think adopting nona might be one of the best decisions i’ve ever made
May 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
not to be a sap but I think adopting nona might be one of the best decisions i’ve ever made
I love her but she’s kind of an obnoxious coworker :/
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I love her but she’s kind of an obnoxious coworker :/
giving nona eye drops for pink eye has me vividly remembering getting hives from crying so much and planning to run away with my toddler brother bc my parents had the audacity to put eye drops in my eyes when I had pink eye in kindergarten
May 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
giving nona eye drops for pink eye has me vividly remembering getting hives from crying so much and planning to run away with my toddler brother bc my parents had the audacity to put eye drops in my eyes when I had pink eye in kindergarten
there are so few things in the federal government that can be changed with some strongly worded emails so i’m channeling everything I have into professionally telling my past work to fuck right off if they want to continue taking advantage of me after i’ve left the company
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
there are so few things in the federal government that can be changed with some strongly worded emails so i’m channeling everything I have into professionally telling my past work to fuck right off if they want to continue taking advantage of me after i’ve left the company
my boss is scheduling a 3 hour being for something that genuinely I can’t figure out why we would even need 20 minutes to discuss it
May 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
my boss is scheduling a 3 hour being for something that genuinely I can’t figure out why we would even need 20 minutes to discuss it
i’m the opposite of locked in at work today. i’m locked out
May 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i’m the opposite of locked in at work today. i’m locked out
forcing my coworkers to learn about the locked tomb by writing the characters into the programming i’m setting up for them
May 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
forcing my coworkers to learn about the locked tomb by writing the characters into the programming i’m setting up for them
3 stages of hair dye this weekend. this is definitely the most vibrant it’s ever been
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
3 stages of hair dye this weekend. this is definitely the most vibrant it’s ever been
I overestimated my alcohol tolerance and now i’m sitting awkwardly at a brewery waiting to be sober enough to drive home :/
May 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I overestimated my alcohol tolerance and now i’m sitting awkwardly at a brewery waiting to be sober enough to drive home :/
spotify it has decidedly not been 25 years since 2005 my guy
May 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
spotify it has decidedly not been 25 years since 2005 my guy
I love living in a rent controlled apartment ❤️ the most my landlord can increase my rent is $60 once a year
May 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I love living in a rent controlled apartment ❤️ the most my landlord can increase my rent is $60 once a year
i’ve discovered the shortcut to finding hair tutorials that actually work for me is specifying men’s first bc 1) I can’t commit to more than maybe 2 minutes of effort 2) “short wavy hair” means shoulder length on women and I mean I buzzed my head <6 months ago
May 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i’ve discovered the shortcut to finding hair tutorials that actually work for me is specifying men’s first bc 1) I can’t commit to more than maybe 2 minutes of effort 2) “short wavy hair” means shoulder length on women and I mean I buzzed my head <6 months ago
every few months I remember the straight couple that got engaged at a tegan and sara show at austin city limits a few years ago. during a breakup song no less. wild
April 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
every few months I remember the straight couple that got engaged at a tegan and sara show at austin city limits a few years ago. during a breakup song no less. wild
working at copa vida was a horrible experience that I would never do again BUT the joy and street cred of still being able to shit talk them to every barista in pasadena lowkey makes it worth it
April 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
working at copa vida was a horrible experience that I would never do again BUT the joy and street cred of still being able to shit talk them to every barista in pasadena lowkey makes it worth it
jesus christ i’m sitting at the dog park listening to the newest dndads and hear beth may saying “not trying is the biggest gutterball of all” and trying not to cry
April 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
jesus christ i’m sitting at the dog park listening to the newest dndads and hear beth may saying “not trying is the biggest gutterball of all” and trying not to cry
not really knowing how to recognize my own anger is crazy bc I *think* i’m mad bc I want to start fights on instagram but I just feel restless and unsettled
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
not really knowing how to recognize my own anger is crazy bc I *think* i’m mad bc I want to start fights on instagram but I just feel restless and unsettled
nona has a new favorite toy and i’m really glad but also she looks so silly with it in her mouth
April 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
nona has a new favorite toy and i’m really glad but also she looks so silly with it in her mouth
I need to know what drug muna put in the bridge of stayaway so I can inject it into my veins daily
April 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I need to know what drug muna put in the bridge of stayaway so I can inject it into my veins daily