Prairie Rose Clayton
@hooverdam.bsky.social
Eu sou uma mulher baixa [she/ela/ella/elle/lei/彼女/هي/היא/她/она/&c.]
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So, why didn't they cast Anne Hathaway in Hamnet?
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So, why didn't they cast Anne Hathaway in Hamnet?
These people will answer for this on their day of judgement nymag.com/strategist/a...
The True Origin Story of the Elf on the Shelf
“I can play with all these other toys, but that elf has a job to do.”
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November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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BEST PIE:
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BEST PIE:
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Hey, folks-- myself and @terebifunhouse.bsky.social found a cool old anime artifact that we don't think a lot of people have seen lately. Come join us on my twitch channel on Friday at 9:00 PM ET to check it out! twitch.tv/mike_toole 📺
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey, folks-- myself and @terebifunhouse.bsky.social found a cool old anime artifact that we don't think a lot of people have seen lately. Come join us on my twitch channel on Friday at 9:00 PM ET to check it out! twitch.tv/mike_toole 📺
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Mochi knows that you did you best, and she is proud of you for that.
Shere Khan thinks you could have done better and is disappointed in you, as you should be disappointed in yourself.
Shere Khan thinks you could have done better and is disappointed in you, as you should be disappointed in yourself.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mochi knows that you did you best, and she is proud of you for that.
Shere Khan thinks you could have done better and is disappointed in you, as you should be disappointed in yourself.
Shere Khan thinks you could have done better and is disappointed in you, as you should be disappointed in yourself.
Ganago somewhere else
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ganago somewhere else
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@dutkae.bsky.social if nobody's warned you, and @cfrnka.bsky.social will back me up on this, when you hear people speak in Bavaria be aware that in German terms you're listening to Hank Hill
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@dutkae.bsky.social if nobody's warned you, and @cfrnka.bsky.social will back me up on this, when you hear people speak in Bavaria be aware that in German terms you're listening to Hank Hill
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ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
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The priest just kinda laughed
The deacon caught a draft
She crashed into the Easter mass
With her hair done up in broken glass
She was limping left on broken heels
And she said “Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?”
The deacon caught a draft
She crashed into the Easter mass
With her hair done up in broken glass
She was limping left on broken heels
And she said “Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?”
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The priest just kinda laughed
The deacon caught a draft
She crashed into the Easter mass
With her hair done up in broken glass
She was limping left on broken heels
And she said “Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?”
The deacon caught a draft
She crashed into the Easter mass
With her hair done up in broken glass
She was limping left on broken heels
And she said “Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?”
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This whole thing smacks of Gouda, yells my uncle, knocking over the charcuterie and turning Thanksgiving into Thanks for Nothing
one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This whole thing smacks of Gouda, yells my uncle, knocking over the charcuterie and turning Thanksgiving into Thanks for Nothing
Well these are fucking great www.traderjoes.com/home/product...
www.traderjoes.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Well these are fucking great www.traderjoes.com/home/product...
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the dutch are not indigenous to the ocean
if you put them in the ocean they will drown
if you put them in the ocean they will drown
May 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
the dutch are not indigenous to the ocean
if you put them in the ocean they will drown
if you put them in the ocean they will drown
CAUSE IT'S ONE THING TO START OUT WITH A POSITIVE JAM
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SEE IT ON THROUGH
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SEE IT ON THROUGH
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
CAUSE IT'S ONE THING TO START OUT WITH A POSITIVE JAM
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SEE IT ON THROUGH
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SEE IT ON THROUGH
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU
CAUSE I'M GOIN' STRAIGHT TO HAAAALE
JUST LIKE MY MAMA SAAA-AA-AAAID
I'M GOIN' STRAAAAAAAIGHT TO HELL
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JUST LIKE MY MAMA SAAA-AA-AAAID
I'M GOIN' STRAAAAAAAIGHT TO HELL
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November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
CAUSE I'M GOIN' STRAIGHT TO HAAAALE
JUST LIKE MY MAMA SAAA-AA-AAAID
I'M GOIN' STRAAAAAAAIGHT TO HELL
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JUST LIKE MY MAMA SAAA-AA-AAAID
I'M GOIN' STRAAAAAAAIGHT TO HELL
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AS PER TRADITION, I SHALL NOW SHARE THREE TREASURED THANKSGIVING RECIPES:
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
AS PER TRADITION, I SHALL NOW SHARE THREE TREASURED THANKSGIVING RECIPES:
Naw that’s cool dude just park right in the gate
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Naw that’s cool dude just park right in the gate
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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
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sanic
That’s a big one.
The Glovis Sonic is headed from Philadelphia to Baltimore, where Lionel Messi will play next year.
Other details are still to be determined.
The Glovis Sonic is headed from Philadelphia to Baltimore, where Lionel Messi will play next year.
Other details are still to be determined.
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sanic
HEY WESTERN CONFERENCE DO US ALL A SOLID IN A COUPLE WEEKS
TIA ALMOST ALL OF I-95
TIA ALMOST ALL OF I-95
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
HEY WESTERN CONFERENCE DO US ALL A SOLID IN A COUPLE WEEKS
TIA ALMOST ALL OF I-95
TIA ALMOST ALL OF I-95
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New Arsenal “tifo” - one for @jameshorncastle.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
New Arsenal “tifo” - one for @jameshorncastle.bsky.social
WHO WANTS GOTH CANDY CANES www.pd.net/products/two...
Two Black, Blackberry,Goth Candy Canes (2)
Black Goth candy canes are back! They are inspired by our friend Rogue from the Cruxshadows (A goth band that you need to hear for yourself.) They are Black with Blackberry flavoring made for my frien...
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November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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SOMEone woke me at 6 not because she wanted food but because she wanted to let me know mysterious elves peed on the laundry
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
SOMEone woke me at 6 not because she wanted food but because she wanted to let me know mysterious elves peed on the laundry