What muscle is responsible for doing the motion of taking your boots off by stepping on the heels bc i fear I’ve strained mine
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
What muscle is responsible for doing the motion of taking your boots off by stepping on the heels bc i fear I’ve strained mine
Dentist said I’m “perfectly functional” and he just meant my jaw and teeth but I’m taking it as a win”
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Dentist said I’m “perfectly functional” and he just meant my jaw and teeth but I’m taking it as a win”
Just tipped the guys who delivered my tv with cookies (and cash) am I cool or elderly
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Just tipped the guys who delivered my tv with cookies (and cash) am I cool or elderly
DJ at the bar tonight played ‘in the air tonight’ timed perfectly so that the drums hit at midnight and it was great fyi
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
DJ at the bar tonight played ‘in the air tonight’ timed perfectly so that the drums hit at midnight and it was great fyi
Never have I ever understood what recipes mean by “translucent” in regards to onions
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Never have I ever understood what recipes mean by “translucent” in regards to onions
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I’m sorry but BOTH my books are bestsellers???
I’m sorry BOTH???
I’m sorry but BOTH??????
bookshop.org/lists/bestse...
I’m sorry BOTH???
I’m sorry but BOTH??????
bookshop.org/lists/bestse...
Bestselling Nonfiction Books of 2025
Checkout out this list on Bookshop
bookshop.org
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m sorry but BOTH my books are bestsellers???
I’m sorry BOTH???
I’m sorry but BOTH??????
bookshop.org/lists/bestse...
I’m sorry BOTH???
I’m sorry but BOTH??????
bookshop.org/lists/bestse...
Telling someone about what diet you’re on on a first date should be illegal
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Telling someone about what diet you’re on on a first date should be illegal
Two Oreos and half a pear as pre-workout, y/n?
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Two Oreos and half a pear as pre-workout, y/n?
Today I saw a dog wearing a leg brace with a little boot like he tore his ACL or something. That is all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Today I saw a dog wearing a leg brace with a little boot like he tore his ACL or something. That is all.
Something embarrassing about me: in high school I thought “Bryce” was a hot name
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Something embarrassing about me: in high school I thought “Bryce” was a hot name
Real hard for me to respect people who do the elliptical as cardio
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Real hard for me to respect people who do the elliptical as cardio
I’ve been saying we need to bring shame back. A lot fewer people would be vaping if we did.
I wrote about our interview with Roblox's CEO and how platforms got too big to feel shame www.platformer.news/roblox-ceo-i...
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve been saying we need to bring shame back. A lot fewer people would be vaping if we did.
Deeply upsetting to realize that after a stressful day I want a frozen margarita but I *need* a long walk and unfortunately I’m making the right choice
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Deeply upsetting to realize that after a stressful day I want a frozen margarita but I *need* a long walk and unfortunately I’m making the right choice
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
This is great news to me personally because I did fall for it and turned off all the “smart” settings. Turned them back on immediately because it really makes your inbox crazy and I was just going to live with whatever consequences.
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is great news to me personally because I did fall for it and turned off all the “smart” settings. Turned them back on immediately because it really makes your inbox crazy and I was just going to live with whatever consequences.
My newest hobby is spending hours preparing for interviews and thinking hard about probable questions and then getting to completely ignore my notes in the interview because none of the questions were asked
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My newest hobby is spending hours preparing for interviews and thinking hard about probable questions and then getting to completely ignore my notes in the interview because none of the questions were asked
Looking for a boyfriend in the block long radio bakery line
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Looking for a boyfriend in the block long radio bakery line
Having to eat a meal for sustenance when you’re sad sucks ass. Sandwiches should either be neutral or celebratory only.
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Having to eat a meal for sustenance when you’re sad sucks ass. Sandwiches should either be neutral or celebratory only.
I liked it better when social media was silent by default
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I liked it better when social media was silent by default
The only reason I wish we had more social media when I was in high school is so that I could have actually done something with all the time I spent squeezing the blackheads in my boyfriend’s ear
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The only reason I wish we had more social media when I was in high school is so that I could have actually done something with all the time I spent squeezing the blackheads in my boyfriend’s ear
Many years ago I was writing something at work and I almost spelled “box” b-o-c-k-s and now I think about it at least once a month
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Many years ago I was writing something at work and I almost spelled “box” b-o-c-k-s and now I think about it at least once a month
One day I hope to plan my day well enough to eat before 9pm
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One day I hope to plan my day well enough to eat before 9pm
Yesterday I did my civilian duty by showing up to jury duty and can’t stop thinking about the guy who tried to get out of the whole thing by saying he didn’t believe in consciousness and that everything is predetermined.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yesterday I did my civilian duty by showing up to jury duty and can’t stop thinking about the guy who tried to get out of the whole thing by saying he didn’t believe in consciousness and that everything is predetermined.
Taskmaster is the only good TV
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Taskmaster is the only good TV
There are only two kinds of shoe in the weight room of a Brooklyn gym: Nike Metcon and Salomon whatever the fashion one is
September 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There are only two kinds of shoe in the weight room of a Brooklyn gym: Nike Metcon and Salomon whatever the fashion one is