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@emmett.click
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Writer, producer, composer, engineer | Mostly known for producing STAR TREK 🖖🏼 | Remote Pilot 🚁 | KB3MPN 📻 | Married to @neyshameows.bsky.social 💍
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I’m scrolling through YouTube on the TV and if one of Josh Johnson’s Daily Show clips from this week comes up, my wife makes…

I will charitably describe it as a sound

but there’s also motion to it, like my wife is an price is right contestant

all activity must cease until this is consumed
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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I’ve got faith in you! Faith of the heart!
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Steve Eisman is the real investor behind Steve Carell’s character in THE BIG SHORT.

He was incredibly stressed because all of Wall Street was calling him and his friends idiots for shorting the subprime housing market.

What did he do to relax?

He watched Deep Space Nine.

True story.
A space station hangs in space. It is called Deep Space Nine.
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it’s in the Morton Downey Jr. pack
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where are the late night host fortnite skins

he asks quietly to himself

knowing that he would conan string-dance his foes

and perhaps the thought is enough
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how many air traffic controllers have to call in sick before they stop showing the clip of David Muir in a helicopter at the end of every single episode of world news tonight
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*josh johnson appears on screen hosting the daily show*

neysha, at ear-splitting volume: YAAAAAAAAAAAS
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There are a lot of non-profits that could use tech help. I don’t object to the techs helping them build out as part of work release.
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because you read it and you think what and then you get it and then you hate yourself for liking it but also can’t not like it
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It’s a good joke but it is also a disaster and I like that about a lot of your jokes
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I assume that when you were a very small child, you saw a terrifying high-wire act at the circus.

And you thought ‘there it is, a perfect model for the sense of humor I will nourish and protect’
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BUT SHE HAS A BETTER SHOT AT IT THAN CHUCK SCHUMER SO WHATEVER
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TAYLOR SWIFT WILL NOT SAVE YOU
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abc world news tonight has bonus gaming content: at least five distinct pronunciations of the name ‘Ghislaine’ offered throughout the 19 minute broadcast

collect ‘em all
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old-school tech journalist here with an answer to the question of why all these tech companies are playing nice with Trump

it’s because the ass is going to fall out of AI and literally everyone knows it

they’re overleveraged and prepping for favorable bailouts when the music stops

hope this helps
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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💐📈 Tuesday-Thursday. Drop a bouquet 👇 if you’ll be watching
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good morning

peace and long life
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perhaps if you hate textiles
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hockey time is nearly upon us

tell me your favorite flyers/kings/red wings podcasts to get me pumped up for the oncoming season
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let’s fight over scripts instead
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As always, if you’re in charge I’m in.
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have spork will travel