@emmsbites.bsky.social
26 yo trans poly gremlin
Ik kom uit de Malediven maar ik woon nu in België.
Things might get nsfw from time to time
Rawr
Ik kom uit de Malediven maar ik woon nu in België.
Things might get nsfw from time to time
Rawr
Pinned
My realistic pokemon team if pokemon was real.
(I really like plusle)
(I really like plusle)
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My realistic pokemon team if pokemon was real.
(I really like plusle)
(I really like plusle)
Roll the dice, eat your thanksgiving left overs, 😈😈
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Roll the dice, eat your thanksgiving left overs, 😈😈
From cum sock to cum dump this is the story of the sock that could.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
From cum sock to cum dump this is the story of the sock that could.
I had the horniest and most romantic dreams when I was asleep
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I had the horniest and most romantic dreams when I was asleep
If I see Santa on the tram it'll be on site you bastard. What are you doing on the tram instead of giving me the A sized boobies and 9 inch gock I asked for?!?!?
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I see Santa on the tram it'll be on site you bastard. What are you doing on the tram instead of giving me the A sized boobies and 9 inch gock I asked for?!?!?
Cummies OwO xD
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Cummies OwO xD
If a six foot tall lesbian gave me her sweatshirt and told me to ignore men id fold harder than a folding chair with well oiled screws
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If a six foot tall lesbian gave me her sweatshirt and told me to ignore men id fold harder than a folding chair with well oiled screws
I always forget in Dutch tart is cake so when my mother in law said do you like chocolate tart I was confused 😭
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I always forget in Dutch tart is cake so when my mother in law said do you like chocolate tart I was confused 😭
Reposted
Please save me, siscon cnc 🙏
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Please save me, siscon cnc 🙏
Reposted
Freud: "Young boys wish to kill their fathers so they can win their mothers' love."
Jung: "Young girls wish to kill their mothers so they can win their fathers' love"
Okay, but what about mid-20s tgirls who want their Mommy to kill them so they can win their Mommy's affection?
Jung: "Young girls wish to kill their mothers so they can win their fathers' love"
Okay, but what about mid-20s tgirls who want their Mommy to kill them so they can win their Mommy's affection?
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Freud: "Young boys wish to kill their fathers so they can win their mothers' love."
Jung: "Young girls wish to kill their mothers so they can win their fathers' love"
Okay, but what about mid-20s tgirls who want their Mommy to kill them so they can win their Mommy's affection?
Jung: "Young girls wish to kill their mothers so they can win their fathers' love"
Okay, but what about mid-20s tgirls who want their Mommy to kill them so they can win their Mommy's affection?
God I feel old. My nieces and nephews are growing up with smart phones with the world at their finger tips. I grew up with telephone booths.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
God I feel old. My nieces and nephews are growing up with smart phones with the world at their finger tips. I grew up with telephone booths.
Water is my numero uno number 1 drink. Glug glug glug bitches
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Water is my numero uno number 1 drink. Glug glug glug bitches
The existence of Long Island New York implies towards the existence of Short Island Old York
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The existence of Long Island New York implies towards the existence of Short Island Old York
I like spaghetti cuz its a cute mini game to twirl the spaget on the fork
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I like spaghetti cuz its a cute mini game to twirl the spaget on the fork
Reposted
grab your closest tgirl and give her a good stuffing
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
grab your closest tgirl and give her a good stuffing
Just so the women here know I bring more than just looks. (It's marry me chicken 🐓)
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just so the women here know I bring more than just looks. (It's marry me chicken 🐓)
Woof woof 🐶🐶🐶
up late teaching this dog girl another meaning of "toy breed"
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Woof woof 🐶🐶🐶
I feel so happy in a euphoric way I'm so expecting a hard crash
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I feel so happy in a euphoric way I'm so expecting a hard crash
Im so good at cooking chicken yo. Super proud of myself today 😁
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Im so good at cooking chicken yo. Super proud of myself today 😁
I need to be crying hard bouncing on it
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I need to be crying hard bouncing on it
Weird take but I don't wanna be seen as a passing cis woman I kinda just wanna be seen as a trans woman, if that makes sense?
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Weird take but I don't wanna be seen as a passing cis woman I kinda just wanna be seen as a trans woman, if that makes sense?
If I see one more "my goal is to climb mount Everest" on a dating app I'm calling the unoriginal no dream having ass police
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If I see one more "my goal is to climb mount Everest" on a dating app I'm calling the unoriginal no dream having ass police
Uhm... I think I'd enjoy people calling me a puppy 👉👈
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Uhm... I think I'd enjoy people calling me a puppy 👉👈
I cum so the girly pops don't have to.
The sacrifice is awesome I'm ngl
The sacrifice is awesome I'm ngl
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I cum so the girly pops don't have to.
The sacrifice is awesome I'm ngl
The sacrifice is awesome I'm ngl
We as people need to be more okay with restaurants and event spaces not serving alcohol. Alcohol is a destructive and addictive thing and honestly if you can't enjoy a dinner without alcohol you need to reevaluate
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
We as people need to be more okay with restaurants and event spaces not serving alcohol. Alcohol is a destructive and addictive thing and honestly if you can't enjoy a dinner without alcohol you need to reevaluate