Laura
@emokohelet.bsky.social
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Laura
@emokohelet.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Why do we bash the sons for the killing of the totemic father but we never question if the totemic father had bad vibes?
The three kings? Pretty sure that's a dark souls boss
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The three kings? Pretty sure that's a dark souls boss
my life was ruined when i watched that hannah montana episode about the guy who became a video game tester. I was disappointed to find out that noone will ever pay you to simply have fun
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my life was ruined when i watched that hannah montana episode about the guy who became a video game tester. I was disappointed to find out that noone will ever pay you to simply have fun
fun group activity that you can do with your friends: take turns crying and going into the fetal position
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
fun group activity that you can do with your friends: take turns crying and going into the fetal position
Sex is good but have you ever written someone a letter?
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sex is good but have you ever written someone a letter?
Kobo Abe's Woman in the Dunes is a cautionary tale about what happens when you reveal your bug facts autism to the wrong people
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Kobo Abe's Woman in the Dunes is a cautionary tale about what happens when you reveal your bug facts autism to the wrong people
I love this recurring issue during thanksgiving where my parents are too used to calling me by my name, they slip up and accidentally say my right name, and then they have to stop themselves half way like "hey lau- lawyer, I heard X's fiancee is a lawyer? How interesting" and we stare wide eyed
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this recurring issue during thanksgiving where my parents are too used to calling me by my name, they slip up and accidentally say my right name, and then they have to stop themselves half way like "hey lau- lawyer, I heard X's fiancee is a lawyer? How interesting" and we stare wide eyed
PSA: do not ask your witch friends to hex people for free. Witch labor is emotional labor and emotional labor is labor, so please pay your local witch.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
PSA: do not ask your witch friends to hex people for free. Witch labor is emotional labor and emotional labor is labor, so please pay your local witch.
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this poetry collection goated as fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this poetry collection goated as fuck.
fun fact: Anne Carson is NOT related to Dr. Ben Carson
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
fun fact: Anne Carson is NOT related to Dr. Ben Carson
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120 Days of Sodom but it’s just about this guy
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
120 Days of Sodom but it’s just about this guy
Freud's interpretation of Macbeth is more or less Macbeth being a split personality with Lady Macbeth being his Vriska half
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Freud's interpretation of Macbeth is more or less Macbeth being a split personality with Lady Macbeth being his Vriska half
Petrarch and Dante were the real pioneers of the dead wife trope
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Petrarch and Dante were the real pioneers of the dead wife trope
They should make a dating app for masochists, it's a perfect lose-lose scenario
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
They should make a dating app for masochists, it's a perfect lose-lose scenario
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studious but naive voice: it's good to see so many of my friends are really into gemara today, b"h
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
studious but naive voice: it's good to see so many of my friends are really into gemara today, b"h
Gamera T-posing and then ascending into heaven fucking kills me
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Gamera T-posing and then ascending into heaven fucking kills me
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legion will NEVER be the bean daddy
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
legion will NEVER be the bean daddy
GAMERA LOCK IN, FUCK NO LEGION LOCKED IN, GAMERA YOU GOTTA TURBO LOCK IN
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
GAMERA LOCK IN, FUCK NO LEGION LOCKED IN, GAMERA YOU GOTTA TURBO LOCK IN
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Public Universal Friend Gamera
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Public Universal Friend Gamera
Gamera has every heart and cannot fail!
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gamera has every heart and cannot fail!
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look at him GO !!!!!!!!!
a painting of a fire with smoke coming out of it .
Alt: gamera spinning through the sky toward a smoke plume, light emitted from his holes
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look at him GO !!!!!!!!!
That's my emotional support Kaiju
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That's my emotional support Kaiju