Nobody has ever had to worry about doughnuts getting stuck between your teeth.
Little chocolate doughnuts, breakfast of champions.

The more effective law enforcement duo:

The hair cut matches up, but that's an easy fix.
Just stay away from the Nerve&Brain Tonic.

And probably had less one-sided muscle imbalance than you get from the Wheel of Pain. The Greek gods may have been cruel but at least they cared about symmetry.

This was a very lady-like stiff-arm:

I can imagine this would be Henry's response to that guy if he dared to suggest to him in person that he displays 'feminine stereotypes.'