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Lord Emp
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(he/him) Raised by hyenas.
It's not! It will probably be litigated very soon and it will not survive a legal challenge.
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Was on my list as I was editing this in my head
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@eve6.bsky.social thundering in those earbuds
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I used to live in NYC and this happens all the time there, as well. I kept running into Jude Law for some reason, and last time I was there I brushed past Mayim Bialik. She was just going to breakfast or whatever. I'm just out of practice for these sightings.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I gogged a bit as my colleagues said, 'that happens all the time, it's LA.' I told them that in DC, it's different because all the famous people are ugly. You know, senators.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Keep em coming
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Daniel Night Lewis

The B side
a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door
ALT: a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You're doing the world a service.

How about The Clearing - Wolf Alice
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I had a massive crush on Julie Andrews because of this film.

*Checks*

Still do.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Twas a light year for big records
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Back when phones had headphone jacks I would keep a couple of sets of cheap earbud headphones in my backpack and pass them out as needed on the NYC subway. There was a shop on Lafayette I could get them for like $3
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You could probably spill some ink about how people buy jeeps and never leave the suburbs, or get the most powerful smartphones to play candy crush. Using AI to figure out why your toddler is crying seems like the same thing.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Characters get nervous when the author is watching, that's all.
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Lord Emp
Consumer facing "A.i." is about triggering the excretion of a mediocre product. It's a rejection of PROCESS. Life itself is process, not fucking product. Push "A.i." on kids and you rob them of the joyful experience of life itself. I am not exaggerating.
August 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM