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🔞Emperor Onion🔞
@emponion.bsky.social
🔞A NSFW alt I made that's been more popular than my SFW stuff that you'll never find. LGBTQIA+🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ supporter so don't follow me if you're bigoted. Oh and He/Him.
Fat girls who go "OOORP....ughh" after drinking a soda are perfection incarnate.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Gotta love the idea of a blonde bombshell who is in a loving relationship with an obese, lazy NEET. Just imagining them going to a party and somebody is hitting on the blonde and she just goes "Sorry, taken," while gesturing to the wheezing slob in the corner playing Nintendo Switch alone.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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i love her
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Here's an up-to-date Jucika drawing guide for those interested, this one's a little easier to read and with more relevant information. Again, this isn't GOSPEL and you can draw her however you'd like :)
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey chat, idea time

Chubby unemployed girl who treats soda like a sommelier. Pretty much just an "OHOHOH" bratty girl who has an obsession with soda and when she does "tastings" (in her dorm room...alone) she ends up bloated and angsty, usually leading to her being mean to her roommate.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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A little something for all you Nicole fans to give thanks for!

I hope my fellow Americans have a fun Thanksgiving and enjoy some tasty food! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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🦎👕🐇👚
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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this is what I thought people meant when they were talking about fat OCs being "pig, whale, or cow coded"
July 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A Little Bit Magic (2017-Current) is now available to read in its entirety on Welcome Change alongside the rollout for our new webcomic support!
wechange.me/grumpytg/web...
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Get shortstacked
September 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Anyways harley quinn am I right?
September 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My god, I've got Psylocke fever. Someone help me
August 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Let's Keep Calling!
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Never posted this here
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hey if you hate censorship and want to do more than just doompost online, you can actually do something: Being annoying!

Hoards of people have been blowing up the phones of payment processing companies to pressure them not to bend to the whims of puritan groups.

stop-paypros.neocities.org
July 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My brain is stuck on the idea of a goofy ass love triangle between a princess of one kingdom, princess of another kingdom and the message boy. It's not like a normal triangle because both princesses are in love with each other and send each other messages, but the message boy thinks that he has-
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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A flabulous skunk for @doubloons.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Smoking some pork butt for pulled pork, it's a 16 hour smoke and I have to mop it every hour so I've been up all night. Waiting for the feedees to hmu to see pics of it when it's done.
July 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My brain is murdering me with ideas an yet a lack of motivation to write. But uh, god I love princesses that are totally unfit to lead, have no understanding of peasant or even burgher life, and thinks everyone lives somewhat like her, even though she's 500 pounds and eats like 6 meals a day.
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The masculine urge to be called princess and be pampered like you're the most previous thing on Earth.
July 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM