🔞Emperor Onion🔞
@emponion.bsky.social
🔞A NSFW alt I made that's been more popular than my SFW stuff that you'll never find. LGBTQIA+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ supporter so don't follow me if you're bigoted. Oh and He/Him.
I'm happy to know I'm not the only one at least.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm happy to know I'm not the only one at least.
"Her social battery is low, so I gave her some space."
I love wholesome relationships as much as toxic ones ngl (in fiction ofc)
"After this party she wants me to watch her play Fallout New Vegas. I dunno what it's about but she's really excited."
I love wholesome relationships as much as toxic ones ngl (in fiction ofc)
"After this party she wants me to watch her play Fallout New Vegas. I dunno what it's about but she's really excited."
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Her social battery is low, so I gave her some space."
I love wholesome relationships as much as toxic ones ngl (in fiction ofc)
"After this party she wants me to watch her play Fallout New Vegas. I dunno what it's about but she's really excited."
I love wholesome relationships as much as toxic ones ngl (in fiction ofc)
"After this party she wants me to watch her play Fallout New Vegas. I dunno what it's about but she's really excited."
She has a Youtube channel or a Twitch but only has like, 4 subscribers, makes no money, and makes her roommate (shy and permissive to a fault) buy her sodas, some of which are expensive and extremely obscure brands.
I love brats if that wasn't apparent.
I love brats if that wasn't apparent.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
She has a Youtube channel or a Twitch but only has like, 4 subscribers, makes no money, and makes her roommate (shy and permissive to a fault) buy her sodas, some of which are expensive and extremely obscure brands.
I love brats if that wasn't apparent.
I love brats if that wasn't apparent.
-their letters without telling anyone.
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
-their letters without telling anyone.
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
-a chance to get with BOTH of them, not knowing they're lesbians. So he just keeps acting suave, boasting about how fast he got to the neighboring kingdom to deliver a letter (absolutely a love letter) and the princesses constantly humor him, knowing that he's literally the only guy that'd deliver-
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
-a chance to get with BOTH of them, not knowing they're lesbians. So he just keeps acting suave, boasting about how fast he got to the neighboring kingdom to deliver a letter (absolutely a love letter) and the princesses constantly humor him, knowing that he's literally the only guy that'd deliver-