John
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Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it.
Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it.
Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
Oh. I'd just started writing it...
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh. I'd just started writing it...
Maybe a hamper that is hidden somewhere but you have to buy a book I haven't written yet to solve the clues to find it. The book might be about £500 though.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Maybe a hamper that is hidden somewhere but you have to buy a book I haven't written yet to solve the clues to find it. The book might be about £500 though.
That was a good thing to do
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That was a good thing to do
And slightly bitter when finally eat it anyway. The fruit, not me.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
And slightly bitter when finally eat it anyway. The fruit, not me.
Wayyyy too fiddly to eat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Wayyyy too fiddly to eat.
That's what I thought. Four rashers which were not all fat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
That's what I thought. Four rashers which were not all fat.
Maybe this is how voodoo dolls first came about.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Maybe this is how voodoo dolls first came about.
I helped put the coins back in it but of course, I rarely carry money nowadays, especially coins. I worried there might have been some edited video of it circulating making it look like I did it in purpose!
Is he back for Xmas? How's he finding it?
Is he back for Xmas? How's he finding it?
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I helped put the coins back in it but of course, I rarely carry money nowadays, especially coins. I worried there might have been some edited video of it circulating making it look like I did it in purpose!
Is he back for Xmas? How's he finding it?
Is he back for Xmas? How's he finding it?
That's funny. I am a little bit clumsy sometimes and remember being mortified when I accidentally kicked over a homeless man's cup of coins!
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That's funny. I am a little bit clumsy sometimes and remember being mortified when I accidentally kicked over a homeless man's cup of coins!
Aw shucks. I had to evict someone yesterday. Always a little bit of tension.
Hopefully, he'll be confident when he asks anyone to move and has the weight of public pressure on his side with everyone listening. Was up there yesterday. Not much flooding.
Hopefully, he'll be confident when he asks anyone to move and has the weight of public pressure on his side with everyone listening. Was up there yesterday. Not much flooding.
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Aw shucks. I had to evict someone yesterday. Always a little bit of tension.
Hopefully, he'll be confident when he asks anyone to move and has the weight of public pressure on his side with everyone listening. Was up there yesterday. Not much flooding.
Hopefully, he'll be confident when he asks anyone to move and has the weight of public pressure on his side with everyone listening. Was up there yesterday. Not much flooding.
As I get older, my tolerance for things like this is almost zero. The price I've paid is cutting people off, particularly family, but I reached a point where I would ask "Does this person really add anything positive to my life"
a large red and yellow axe is being thrown in the air by a crane with the words not a building visible in the background
ALT: a large red and yellow axe is being thrown in the air by a crane with the words not a building visible in the background
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December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As I get older, my tolerance for things like this is almost zero. The price I've paid is cutting people off, particularly family, but I reached a point where I would ask "Does this person really add anything positive to my life"
It did make me laugh though. Daughter later pointed out it might have been because of the small suitcase I was pulling along too!
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It did make me laugh though. Daughter later pointed out it might have been because of the small suitcase I was pulling along too!
Ha. And asked for a sandwich from pret
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ha. And asked for a sandwich from pret
They don't. Got her on train but no reserved seat so I end walking along platform peering in through the windows to see if I could find a unreserved seat. Chaos as so busy. Luckily she found a seat anyway.
December 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They don't. Got her on train but no reserved seat so I end walking along platform peering in through the windows to see if I could find a unreserved seat. Chaos as so busy. Luckily she found a seat anyway.