the best approach to online dating is that there is no best approach besides just, not being awful like a lot of cishet men but I think you've got that part down

we need to remake vampirefreaks

Sims players when death shows up

my god given right to sit in on classes some undergrad was too hungover to show up for

god forbid I audit anonymously like I do the library smdh

do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

it becomes übercharged and can conquer anything!

same as it ever was then, maybe

I remember Ubuntu was like this in 2009, now it ironically might be the better option for anyone whose PC isn't Dell factory settings

"no, it is you who is the one who is objectively pretty"

"I hooked up 80 channels, and each one stunk!" -Weird Al, 1992

I wonder what could so attract people to write about well-dressed and well-read young men who lounge around in fancy dorms and drawing rooms associating with a religion known simultaneously for its decadence and strict repression

Regency social media, where you are not permitted to speak to someone unless introduced deliberately by someone else, and that's assuming you were even invited to the party at all

sprezzatura is the art of not really caring if all the buttons are buttoned no matter how expensive your clothes and hair

i see i see

okay but in 1816 the guy who had just written The Nurcracker also wrote a short story about a man who falls in love with a robot—in this case because he can ramble to it and all it says in response is "uh huh" (so same difference?)

www.ux1.eiu.edu/~rlbeebe/san...

what about the band budget, the sound guy, the lightshow guy, putting on a NOTAFLOF donations-appreciated free show every week? that counts as charity, right?

not that you'd catch me dead at one of those

she does, though not so often as you might think

"moocher" is used three times in this character's speech, "parasite" just the once

embracing contradiction and hypocrisy is the only way to operate a movement for a world which only existed in advertising