emily waters
@emwaters.bsky.social
i'm gonna talk a lot about fictional characters, i'm really 100% not sorry.
Emmawalters on ao3
dirtbag-linecook-kyloren on tumblr
Emmawalters on ao3
dirtbag-linecook-kyloren on tumblr
“Tell the Chef I’ll only eat hostile lobster tails.”
November 10, 2023 at 9:58 PM
“Tell the Chef I’ll only eat hostile lobster tails.”
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bisexual pride breakfast
October 16, 2023 at 11:24 PM
bisexual pride breakfast
I opened the sims at 21:00 and then suddenly it was 2:00 and I only decorated like five rooms of the house I’m building.
October 19, 2023 at 6:20 AM
I opened the sims at 21:00 and then suddenly it was 2:00 and I only decorated like five rooms of the house I’m building.
It’s 18:30 on a Monday, so I’d say it’s the perfect time to dye my hair
October 2, 2023 at 10:25 PM
It’s 18:30 on a Monday, so I’d say it’s the perfect time to dye my hair
Our 20 pound cat is very concerned about starving because my husband and I slept in today.
September 26, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Our 20 pound cat is very concerned about starving because my husband and I slept in today.
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window meeting
September 16, 2023 at 12:43 PM
window meeting
How am I supposed to write when surrounded by such BABIES. (Easily. They aren’t going anywhere; they’ll both still be laying there when I’ve hit my word count for the day.)
September 15, 2023 at 4:46 PM
How am I supposed to write when surrounded by such BABIES. (Easily. They aren’t going anywhere; they’ll both still be laying there when I’ve hit my word count for the day.)
I’m cheerful news I put outtakes from some of my fics on Tumblr and people actually cared, which would be world-shakingly amazing for 18-year-old me, and I think that’s neat.
September 14, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I’m cheerful news I put outtakes from some of my fics on Tumblr and people actually cared, which would be world-shakingly amazing for 18-year-old me, and I think that’s neat.
Through a series of unfortunate events, I used 50% of my energy for the day getting coffee. Which isn’t fair, but is a true fact about my day today.
September 14, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Through a series of unfortunate events, I used 50% of my energy for the day getting coffee. Which isn’t fair, but is a true fact about my day today.
I’m being very brave about my tummy troubles, so if someone could please deliver to me at their earliest convenience a gold star, I’d be eternally grateful.
You can address it to my bathroom, due to the aforementioned tummy troubles.
You can address it to my bathroom, due to the aforementioned tummy troubles.
September 14, 2023 at 4:37 AM
I’m being very brave about my tummy troubles, so if someone could please deliver to me at their earliest convenience a gold star, I’d be eternally grateful.
You can address it to my bathroom, due to the aforementioned tummy troubles.
You can address it to my bathroom, due to the aforementioned tummy troubles.
The real crime is that I’m funniest in DMs and so none of you know how great but referential my humor is.
September 13, 2023 at 1:19 PM
The real crime is that I’m funniest in DMs and so none of you know how great but referential my humor is.
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Excuse me, sir, I was going to get up and write very important fan fiction about my favorite war criminals.
September 11, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Excuse me, sir, I was going to get up and write very important fan fiction about my favorite war criminals.
I finished the first rounds of editing on a chapter, which means it’s time for me to hate it and shove it in a drawer for several weeks.
September 9, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I finished the first rounds of editing on a chapter, which means it’s time for me to hate it and shove it in a drawer for several weeks.
Two of my favorite internet cats have passed, so if you need me I’ll be listening to Noah Kahan and crying on my couch.
September 9, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Two of my favorite internet cats have passed, so if you need me I’ll be listening to Noah Kahan and crying on my couch.
What do you mean most people don't make calendars for their stories so they know what exact day everything happened on? How unhinged of them, you've gotta have that timeline straight.
Anyway you'll never guess what they do on November 15, 2017, but it's GOOD SHIT.
Anyway you'll never guess what they do on November 15, 2017, but it's GOOD SHIT.
September 8, 2023 at 2:07 AM
What do you mean most people don't make calendars for their stories so they know what exact day everything happened on? How unhinged of them, you've gotta have that timeline straight.
Anyway you'll never guess what they do on November 15, 2017, but it's GOOD SHIT.
Anyway you'll never guess what they do on November 15, 2017, but it's GOOD SHIT.
My protein bar has millet, so I think I may be a bird, now.
September 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
My protein bar has millet, so I think I may be a bird, now.
Me waking up for work this morning.
September 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Me waking up for work this morning.
Who the fuck came up with skeets posts here should obviously be called CLOUDS
ITS A DAYTIME SKY AND WERE A BUNCH OF CLOUDS ITS RIGHT THERE
ITS A DAYTIME SKY AND WERE A BUNCH OF CLOUDS ITS RIGHT THERE
September 7, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Who the fuck came up with skeets posts here should obviously be called CLOUDS
ITS A DAYTIME SKY AND WERE A BUNCH OF CLOUDS ITS RIGHT THERE
ITS A DAYTIME SKY AND WERE A BUNCH OF CLOUDS ITS RIGHT THERE
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There's something a bit too on the nose about continuing to call my plot cork board a 'murder board' when I'm writing a serial killer AU. I'm not stopping, I just do think it's tacky of me.
September 6, 2023 at 6:37 PM
There's something a bit too on the nose about continuing to call my plot cork board a 'murder board' when I'm writing a serial killer AU. I'm not stopping, I just do think it's tacky of me.
My work apron has pockets today, so todays GOING TO BE incredible.
Also, I’m going to steal it. The linen company is good for it.
Also, I’m going to steal it. The linen company is good for it.
September 5, 2023 at 1:51 PM
My work apron has pockets today, so todays GOING TO BE incredible.
Also, I’m going to steal it. The linen company is good for it.
Also, I’m going to steal it. The linen company is good for it.
Nothing like editing fan fiction at the laundromat to make you wonder what other weird things people are doing in banal spaces.
September 4, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Nothing like editing fan fiction at the laundromat to make you wonder what other weird things people are doing in banal spaces.