🏳️⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️⚧️
@jansjo.bsky.social
Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️⚧️ | Single 👉🏻👈🏻
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
@Transjobakken on the bird website
jansjo.website on the websites website
Pinned
im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?
seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap
voyager is kinda just better tng im sorry next gen fans
doctor is just better data, kes is just better troi, harry kim is just better wesley crusher, chakotay is WORSE riker I'll give you that. chakotay sucks lol
doctor is just better data, kes is just better troi, harry kim is just better wesley crusher, chakotay is WORSE riker I'll give you that. chakotay sucks lol
ngl voyager is kinda peak idk star trek fans constantly talk shit on this one and it's literally never gonna be this good again
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
voyager is kinda just better tng im sorry next gen fans
doctor is just better data, kes is just better troi, harry kim is just better wesley crusher, chakotay is WORSE riker I'll give you that. chakotay sucks lol
doctor is just better data, kes is just better troi, harry kim is just better wesley crusher, chakotay is WORSE riker I'll give you that. chakotay sucks lol
me trying to contain the lethal concentrations of yearning radiating from internet connection:
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me trying to contain the lethal concentrations of yearning radiating from internet connection:
i have reached a very strange level of cynicism where the only movies im willing to watch are sequels to things i haven't seen
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
i have reached a very strange level of cynicism where the only movies im willing to watch are sequels to things i haven't seen
TOXIC ROBOT INCEST YURI?!?
the new predator movie has yuri robot sisters????
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
TOXIC ROBOT INCEST YURI?!?
the new predator movie has yuri robot sisters????
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the new predator movie has yuri robot sisters????
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The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
i hate that cereal (cheap, long lasting, shelf stable) requires milk (expensive, ephemeral, spoils) like that's my emotional support cookless breakfast that should be just add water
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i hate that cereal (cheap, long lasting, shelf stable) requires milk (expensive, ephemeral, spoils) like that's my emotional support cookless breakfast that should be just add water
trans girl first base: discord esex
trans girl 2nd base: become sisters
trans girl 3rd base: make breakcore out of her barking💕
trans girl 2nd base: become sisters
trans girl 3rd base: make breakcore out of her barking💕
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
trans girl first base: discord esex
trans girl 2nd base: become sisters
trans girl 3rd base: make breakcore out of her barking💕
trans girl 2nd base: become sisters
trans girl 3rd base: make breakcore out of her barking💕
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i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
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stingrays active in the DMV area.
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
DHS / ICE appears to have rolled out their new cell phone tracking platform in DC. I'm getting these every 5-10 minutes on my phone.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
stingrays active in the DMV area.
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)
Cock Bondage, Attempt At Humor 🤔
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cock Bondage, Attempt At Humor 🤔
-A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) incredibly stupid but at least it was stupid in a fun way with magic and one-liners and weird dream stuff instead of the self indulgent bullshit of Halloween Kills (2021)
this week we watched:
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
-A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) incredibly stupid but at least it was stupid in a fun way with magic and one-liners and weird dream stuff instead of the self indulgent bullshit of Halloween Kills (2021)
FUCK NAPS I'LL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!
a nap is terrible. that’s my precious awake time
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
FUCK NAPS I'LL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD!!!!!!!!!
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
i really gotta get back to being addicted to social media my timeline needs 6 hours of uninterrupted scrolling per day to reach the level of curation i had on twitter i am hearing far FAR too much about sports and politics for how gay I am
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i really gotta get back to being addicted to social media my timeline needs 6 hours of uninterrupted scrolling per day to reach the level of curation i had on twitter i am hearing far FAR too much about sports and politics for how gay I am
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any seattle area people got a 20+ foot ladder I can borrow like today or tomorrow??
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
any seattle area people got a 20+ foot ladder I can borrow like today or tomorrow??
i would like to formally apologize to Mike Myers i made a lot of jokes about his motivations after the first movie but it turns out "hates babysitters" is actually pretty grounded and reasonable compared to everything else the Franchise™️ tried to offer
Halloween Kills (2021) dumb as hell self indulgent franchise crap Mike Myers is now some kind of absurd ninja warrior because he's the Brand™️ so he has to have badass action scenes I guess. the dialog is all terrible and the themes are incoherent it somehow takes a "both sides are bad!" stance on
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i would like to formally apologize to Mike Myers i made a lot of jokes about his motivations after the first movie but it turns out "hates babysitters" is actually pretty grounded and reasonable compared to everything else the Franchise™️ tried to offer
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
any seattle area people got a 20+ foot ladder I can borrow like today or tomorrow??
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
any seattle area people got a 20+ foot ladder I can borrow like today or tomorrow??
this week we watched:
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
this week we watched:
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
-Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982) which was fucking amazing
-Spooky Buddies (2011) godawful in the best way
-Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) kinda mid
-Halloween (1978) pretty good!
-Return of the Living Dead (1985) really good!!
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this graphic is everything. this is why people overestimate the prevalence of violent crime and terrorism and support punitive police measures.
they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.
they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this graphic is everything. this is why people overestimate the prevalence of violent crime and terrorism and support punitive police measures.
they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.
they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.
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oh what are you not gonna talk shit behind halloween’s back? pussy
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
oh what are you not gonna talk shit behind halloween’s back? pussy
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
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idk lesbianism is mostly making out and cutting each other with knives i guess
September 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
idk lesbianism is mostly making out and cutting each other with knives i guess