very funny to me to put him in milkshake duck terms bc this was my pov:

little sister: "it's so cool that Racist Duck drinks milkshakes now"

me, who only ever hears about Racist Duck when he's in the news for racism: "you mean Racist Duck the racist from racism??"

nevermind it doesn't get paid off

cereal: bag of bread crumbs in a cardboard box. lasts forever buy 1 million grains of crisped rice for $1

milk: keep this liquid in a sealed temperature controlled vessel at all times or it will become POISON. $30 per bowl. also its kinda poison even before it spoils but we all just drink it anyway

@mtg-proxies.bsky.social

lmao true

there's no lore you can just go lie down in the beds of the major npcs like the gym leaders and stuff and the game tells you what the bed smells like for no reason

tonight we plan to watch Jason X (2001) and Space Buddies (2009) so maybe I'll finally get to see Jason in the hockey mask and/or Air Bud The Dog for the first time

ive never seen a freddy or a jason or a mike myers or an air bud movie before any of this so every dumb thing in Nightmare 4 had me asking "is this a wild tonal shift from the previous films or is this just what nightmare on elm street always was??" and I may never know the answer :p

Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) also very stupid but psychic powers and cults will always be more engaging to me than nostalgia and philosophical noodling (Kills) but also we apparently watched the wrong version of 6 we watched some leaked producer cut with a much lamer ending??

f1 I might be able to handle i am getting constant posts about fucking BASEBALL💀