The cartel working wonders pressuring FPL Towers for that Saka assist 🤝🏽

Still can't believe what I saw the Arsenal Womens do to Lyon the other day. Lyon were unbeaten this season and unbeaten at home for the past two years and yet got stuffed 1-4! 🔥

Palmer with 1.07 xG. 😪

My head would have been on Mars if the Slot RC affected his FPL points. 😭

Gambling on LIV-TOT result paid off! Now Watkins, pleaaaaase be fit 🙏🏽

📊 Slot vs Moyes - DGW24 Points Distribution

250k simulations reveal Moyes's higher ceiling but more volatility, while Slot shows a tighter points range.
Risk vs reward in visual form.

Data: @elevenify.com & me

Gakpo out, Slot in. Whilst 1 million other people bring Gakpo in. What could go wrong? 😅

xHappiness coming into my decision making this week. Go in on Slot AM. If he smashes it, good for my FPL team. If he's pants, good for Arsenal in the title race. Win-Win! Can't go wrong, ey.

Can we talk about how 'shooting a gun' celebration is perfectly acceptable but imitating a bird flying is where the PGMOL draw the line? Absolute 🤡 officiating.

Damn, I wish I knew what this mystery chip was back when I was pissing away money on Nkunku 😂

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At FPL launch, I try to inform myself on the upcoming season and stick a whole lotta picks on my watchlist that I think could quietly bang. It's always fun to look back to see who actually performed and why on earth certain names are even on there. McNeil though 🔥