This year I promise to be even more silly

i know Lice make a Home in your hair but this is ridiculous

Edgar Allan Poe? More like Edgar Allan Poem! (Because of The Raven and other various poems he wrote during his life)

ive been holding space for the lyrics of tubthumping by chumbawumba for 15 god damn years

I'm so good at pooping that I should be able to make a living off of it

I feel like I was meant to be some sort of royalty high above the peasants, I have no justification for this. Bow before me.

the folly of man is to think oneself above another, and then go out and eat a mcrib

Gangsters paradise but it's actually gooners paradise