Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
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Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
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Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Hi, if you didn't know, I have started a new show — @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The first two eps are out, and we will go weekly starting 11/21. Thank you :)
I love that Steve Buscemu is a regular in Jim Jarmusch and Coen Brothers movies but he’s also a regular in Michael Bay and Adam Sandler movies
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I love that Steve Buscemu is a regular in Jim Jarmusch and Coen Brothers movies but he’s also a regular in Michael Bay and Adam Sandler movies
I just imagined a minor key four on the floor auto-tune dance cover of “Uptown Girl,” and I unfortunately now have to bring it into existence. When I get back home after the holidays it’s over for you hoes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just imagined a minor key four on the floor auto-tune dance cover of “Uptown Girl,” and I unfortunately now have to bring it into existence. When I get back home after the holidays it’s over for you hoes.
This was on the side of a CVS, and I think it is so funny
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This was on the side of a CVS, and I think it is so funny
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The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
Well that's just, like, your opinion
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well that's just, like, your opinion
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
This is literally a joke from Neil Cicierega’s “guide to the races of Star Wars” youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw?...
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is literally a joke from Neil Cicierega’s “guide to the races of Star Wars” youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw?...
You’re telling me there’s a pasta called ling-weenie?
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You’re telling me there’s a pasta called ling-weenie?
First of all, she’s low poly as hell. Second of all, her name is “I wanna be whorin’”?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
First of all, she’s low poly as hell. Second of all, her name is “I wanna be whorin’”?
You know, you hear a lot about Genghis Khan, but you never hear about Genghis Pro
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You know, you hear a lot about Genghis Khan, but you never hear about Genghis Pro
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Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.
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"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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When I was a kid, my dad had a cassette of the Harder They Come soundtrack on a loop in his car for probably five years. RIP to a legend www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reggae legend Jimmy Cliff dies, aged 81
The musician was known for hits like You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When I was a kid, my dad had a cassette of the Harder They Come soundtrack on a loop in his car for probably five years. RIP to a legend www.bbc.com/news/article...
Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden
It still is ridic that more Gen Zers showed up for pro-Palestine protests than the ones now against Trump. They're all about a conflict 6,000 miles away that doesn't involve any American soldiers but not their own country falling apart
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden
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The company essentially turned a dial that made ChatGPT more appealing and made people use it more, but sent some of them into delusional spirals.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The company essentially turned a dial that made ChatGPT more appealing and made people use it more, but sent some of them into delusional spirals.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
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I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
I want to read RFK’s felching poem.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I want to read RFK’s felching poem.
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you’d like to subscribe to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium, I have never slept with a source, and they still won’t let me edit vanity fair. Hyperfixedpod.com/join
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
Hyperfixedpod.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you’d like to subscribe to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium, I have never slept with a source, and they still won’t let me edit vanity fair. Hyperfixedpod.com/join
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canadian jawa voice: poutine
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
canadian jawa voice: poutine
In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
Imagine having to live the sentence “I learned about felching from sexts sent to my fiancée by Robert Kennedy Jr.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Imagine having to live the sentence “I learned about felching from sexts sent to my fiancée by Robert Kennedy Jr.”
Anyone got the full version of the second Ryan Lizza / nuzzi article? Cuz there’s no way in hell I’m paying for that.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Anyone got the full version of the second Ryan Lizza / nuzzi article? Cuz there’s no way in hell I’m paying for that.
Having such good taste in music and movies and not being recognized as a tastemaker is going to take a decade off my life from stress
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Having such good taste in music and movies and not being recognized as a tastemaker is going to take a decade off my life from stress