Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
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Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
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Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
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Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Hyperfixed | HYPERFIXED
Alex Goldman's new podcast, Hyperfixed, gets to the bottom of life's most intractable and annoying problems and has fun along the way..
Hyperfixedpod.com
It’s been one year of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and I am so thankful for everyone who listens and enjoys. If you like the show the single best thing you could do for us is to share it with friends. Thanks so much for listening.
You’re telling me there are celebrities named Sydney’s weenie and Hillary’s wank?
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You’re telling me there are celebrities named Sydney’s weenie and Hillary’s wank?
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This week on @hyperfixed, we managed to draw a band that’s existed for 10 years and never given an interview out of hiding to talk about who they are and why they have toiled in secrecy, even as they have gotten hundreds of millions of spins on their songs. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Hyperfixed | Desperately Seeking Sjowgren
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February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This week on @hyperfixed, we managed to draw a band that’s existed for 10 years and never given an interview out of hiding to talk about who they are and why they have toiled in secrecy, even as they have gotten hundreds of millions of spins on their songs. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
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Life must be so easy if you just have absolutely no ethics, can you imagine
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Life must be so easy if you just have absolutely no ethics, can you imagine
I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
The predominent anti-AI position on bsky is that AI is useless, fake, shit and basically the same as NFTs, destined to collapse in months once everyone sees how poor it is. So anyone who suggests that it could improve or be useful to any boss in any situation in the future must be evil.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
This week on @hyperfixed, we managed to draw a band that’s existed for 10 years and never given an interview out of hiding to talk about who they are and why they have toiled in secrecy, even as they have gotten hundreds of millions of spins on their songs. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Hyperfixed | Desperately Seeking Sjowgren
www.hyperfixedpod.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This week on @hyperfixed, we managed to draw a band that’s existed for 10 years and never given an interview out of hiding to talk about who they are and why they have toiled in secrecy, even as they have gotten hundreds of millions of spins on their songs. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
I work in a basement that has no heat, and so I use a little space heater. But when I play arc raiders with the space heater on it causes my circuit breaker to flip.
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I work in a basement that has no heat, and so I use a little space heater. But when I play arc raiders with the space heater on it causes my circuit breaker to flip.
Is there a way to rip audio from Spotify
February 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Is there a way to rip audio from Spotify
Interesting fact—I am fairly certain after a day of searching that a dub of pan’s labyrinth doesn’t exist
Huge request: looking for someone who has a blu ray of Pan’s Labyrinth with the English language dub audio track that they can rip for someone with visual impairment. On a deadline so the sooner the better?? You can email me at [email protected]
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Interesting fact—I am fairly certain after a day of searching that a dub of pan’s labyrinth doesn’t exist
My cat looks like Melania Trump.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
My cat looks like Melania Trump.
Huge request: looking for someone who has a blu ray of Pan’s Labyrinth with the English language dub audio track that they can rip for someone with visual impairment. On a deadline so the sooner the better?? You can email me at [email protected]
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Huge request: looking for someone who has a blu ray of Pan’s Labyrinth with the English language dub audio track that they can rip for someone with visual impairment. On a deadline so the sooner the better?? You can email me at [email protected]
Found a very easy to use tool that does it for ye: subtitletools.com/subtitle-syn...
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Found a very easy to use tool that does it for ye: subtitletools.com/subtitle-syn...
I trust you smarties to help me with this. I have a subtitle (.srt) file for a movie, but everything is like 1.5 seconds too early. Is there a way to push the subtitles a couple seconds?
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I trust you smarties to help me with this. I have a subtitle (.srt) file for a movie, but everything is like 1.5 seconds too early. Is there a way to push the subtitles a couple seconds?
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Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear
Didn’t expect that to work.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Didn’t expect that to work.
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
I can’t believe this got 0 Grammy noms
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I can’t believe this got 0 Grammy noms
Checking out a new album
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Checking out a new album
God why don’t we call this “murder most fowl”
This week on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social — government lies, quiet coverups, and water fowl murder in Birmingham, AL. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Hyperfixed | Cry Fowl
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February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
God why don’t we call this “murder most fowl”
Reposted by Alex Goldman
This week on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social — government lies, quiet coverups, and water fowl murder in Birmingham, AL. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Hyperfixed | Cry Fowl
www.hyperfixedpod.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This week on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social — government lies, quiet coverups, and water fowl murder in Birmingham, AL. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
This week on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social — government lies, quiet coverups, and water fowl murder in Birmingham, AL. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Hyperfixed | Cry Fowl
www.hyperfixedpod.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This week on @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social — government lies, quiet coverups, and water fowl murder in Birmingham, AL. www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...
Professional basketball legend Magical Johnson
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Professional basketball legend Magical Johnson
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government