Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
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Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
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Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Hi, if you didn't know, I have started a new show — @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The first two eps are out, and we will go weekly starting 11/21. Thank you :)
When I was a kid, my dad had a cassette of the Harder They Come soundtrack on a loop in his car for probably five years. RIP to a legend www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reggae legend Jimmy Cliff dies, aged 81
The musician was known for hits like You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When I was a kid, my dad had a cassette of the Harder They Come soundtrack on a loop in his car for probably five years. RIP to a legend www.bbc.com/news/article...
Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden
It still is ridic that more Gen Zers showed up for pro-Palestine protests than the ones now against Trump. They're all about a conflict 6,000 miles away that doesn't involve any American soldiers but not their own country falling apart
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Both parties came down incredibly hard on Palestine protestors, with mass arrests, attempted deportations, and extrajudicial detentions. If you’re mad they aren’t more involved now, blame Joe Biden
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The company essentially turned a dial that made ChatGPT more appealing and made people use it more, but sent some of them into delusional spirals.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The company essentially turned a dial that made ChatGPT more appealing and made people use it more, but sent some of them into delusional spirals.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
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I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
I want to read RFK’s felching poem.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I want to read RFK’s felching poem.
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I played this mobile game and everyone there knew you
Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you’d like to subscribe to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium, I have never slept with a source, and they still won’t let me edit vanity fair. Hyperfixedpod.com/join
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
Hyperfixedpod.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you’d like to subscribe to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social premium, I have never slept with a source, and they still won’t let me edit vanity fair. Hyperfixedpod.com/join
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canadian jawa voice: poutine
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
canadian jawa voice: poutine
In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In an effort to get more young people to sign up for his newsletter, Ryan Lizza has changed his named to Ryan Lizzo and his next substack post will be titled “just took a DNA test found out I was 100% cheated on with Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy”
Imagine having to live the sentence “I learned about felching from sexts sent to my fiancée by Robert Kennedy Jr.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Imagine having to live the sentence “I learned about felching from sexts sent to my fiancée by Robert Kennedy Jr.”
Anyone got the full version of the second Ryan Lizza / nuzzi article? Cuz there’s no way in hell I’m paying for that.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Anyone got the full version of the second Ryan Lizza / nuzzi article? Cuz there’s no way in hell I’m paying for that.
Having such good taste in music and movies and not being recognized as a tastemaker is going to take a decade off my life from stress
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Having such good taste in music and movies and not being recognized as a tastemaker is going to take a decade off my life from stress
Getting banned from Fortnite tiktok lives for asking if they’ve tried the peepee gun that they added after the last update
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Getting banned from Fortnite tiktok lives for asking if they’ve tried the peepee gun that they added after the last update
She’s doing a jimmy carter and wi quietly live out her remaining years building homes for the needy. That’s my prediction anyway
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
She’s doing a jimmy carter and wi quietly live out her remaining years building homes for the needy. That’s my prediction anyway
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absolute beast mode
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
absolute beast mode
I just saw an interview with Zohran Mamdani where he laughed pretty loud and I'm now convinced that if he yelled super angrily he would sound exactly like Conor O'Malley
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I just saw an interview with Zohran Mamdani where he laughed pretty loud and I'm now convinced that if he yelled super angrily he would sound exactly like Conor O'Malley
Fun fact: Vince Gilligan’s new show Pluribus is actually a misspelling of “penis.” I’m sure we’ll figure out why in later seasons haha
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fun fact: Vince Gilligan’s new show Pluribus is actually a misspelling of “penis.” I’m sure we’ll figure out why in later seasons haha
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do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
The best part of I think you should leave is not the jokes, it’s all the non toxic male friendships and married couples that are happily in love.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The best part of I think you should leave is not the jokes, it’s all the non toxic male friendships and married couples that are happily in love.
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Hi, I’m Alex goldman. I used to host a podcast called Reply All that some people liked. For the past year I have been making a show called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. We now have 25 episodes (50 if you count premium episodes). You might enjoy it! Listen if you liked reply all
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hi, I’m Alex goldman. I used to host a podcast called Reply All that some people liked. For the past year I have been making a show called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. We now have 25 episodes (50 if you count premium episodes). You might enjoy it! Listen if you liked reply all
David? What’s next, frickin Nightvid? I’m sick you can’t get mad about this
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
David? What’s next, frickin Nightvid? I’m sick you can’t get mad about this
The trick to avoiding this disappointment is to never admire a politician. In fact it's probably best to treat them with suspicion and contempt unless they are trying to pass laws that actively benefit your community. Then you can drop the contempt and just be suspicious.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The trick to avoiding this disappointment is to never admire a politician. In fact it's probably best to treat them with suspicion and contempt unless they are trying to pass laws that actively benefit your community. Then you can drop the contempt and just be suspicious.
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane