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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃

@enterprisedeez.bsky.social

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 1d

Heading to Mastodon to check that shit out, will be here too

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 38m

You're not very good at this

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 1h

After the Revolution, the first policy I'm implementing will be "everyone who wants to enter a crowded grocery store must pass a spatial awareness test"

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 1h

Your handle is literally "For Shame" what the fuck are you talking about

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 1h

Bitchmade shit

Follow Tracker @for.shame.wtf · 2h

Some of you are blaming @jay.bsky.team or @bsky.app in general, or claiming that this is being forced by @moderation.bsky.app. That could not be further from the truth. I'm shutting it down of my own volition because some of you can't be trusted to use this information reasonably and responsibly.

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Robot Girl (Warranty Void) @queererthing.bsky.social · 2h

girls love it when the age of men is over

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 2h

Girls love it when all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

Damn yeah this works

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2h

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 2h

That's what the evidence appears to indicate

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 2h

I was scrolling Reddit when that clip popped up on a buuuunch of different subs all at once, it was so clearly astroturfed bullshit

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 2h

You're a non-Black man who has decided to present himself using the image of a Black man

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 3h

So that means you can pretend to be Black on the internet?

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 3h

You should probably shut the fuck up then

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 3h

Why are you using a Black character as your pfp when you're not Black? Seems sus

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 3h

Not only did they block you, they dirty deleted too lol

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7d

Dr: You need to quit drinking
me: like on weekends
Dr: No, everyday
me: weekdays
Dr: Everyday
me: what days
Dr: Every
me: please be more specific

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 4h

Your mother when she hears a gunshot in the basement

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

Do you think this is something a well adjusted person would say

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

This is incredibly funny given Cait posts about and posts photos of her husband all the time

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

Do you use shoelaces or are you still figuring out Velcro?

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

Does that cat know that you're using its likeness to post stupid shit on the internet

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

You just want to feel like you're "right", you don't actually want to do anything to help ensure Dems win in the future

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5h

Let's set logic and reality aside for a sec and say you're correct. So fucking what? You still lost because people you wanted to vote Dem didn't vote Dem, you still need them to win in the future, and they aren't voting Dem unless Dems make major changes. Nothing changes about the situation

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 6h

A punch cartwheel, obviously

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 6h

Damn sounds like Dems should be running on the message that they'll protect those people if they want to distinguish themselves from the fascists

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 6h

Failsons* what a typo

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah the idea that it's mostly poor kids and kids who were given the choice between serving or prison is mostly pretty outdated. They currently recruit heavily from failsoma who are middle class to well off and from military families who make their kids "follow the tradition"

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