EnterpriseSplaining
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social
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We are EnterpriseSplaining, a comedy podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Each episode, one host 'splains to the others what happened. We have faith of the heart. Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social Part of the ESO Network
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enterprisesplain.bsky.social
If you mix those reaction videos where teenagers listen to Led Zeppelin for the first time with MST3K and #startrek Enterprise, you get our podcast.
uajamie.bsky.social
Hi new followers! Did you know I host a very silly comedy podcast about #StarTrek Enterprise called EnterpriseSplaining? Each week only 1 of us watches the episode and then tells the others what happened in it. That means you don’t have to watch or remember the show yourself to listen and enjoy it!
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enterprisesplain.bsky.social
New episode out today “Oops, I Hate it Again!” about the #startrek Enterprise episode Stigma where T'Pol deals with the repercussions of the events from Fusion via clunky metaphors for HIV/AIDS. Luckily there's a Trip B-plot that almost makes up for it but not quite.
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Stigma showing T'Pol and Archer facing each other in the foreground. T'Pol looks mad, Archer looks confused. In the background, we see Phlox between them, watching. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Stigma. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Oops, I hate it again!”
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Ah, so we are looking for an annoying Klingon. Very excited to meet a character even more annoying than Zoumas!
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
@firstflightpod.bsky.social who is the annoying character you said we were going to meet? And is it Zoumas?
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
We will definitely have to take you up on that!
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enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Today our crew is on a Second Contact mission revisiting the #startrek ENT episode “Dawn” now that we’ve all seen it. Plus, we chat about the woefully inadequate Memory Alpha page on “feet” and we have an extra special Two Truths and a Lie courtesy of our friends over at @firstflightpod.bsky.social
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Dawn showing an alien choking Trip with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Dawn. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Only Murders in the Enemy Mine!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
This somehow makes more sense than the actual thing that got him pregnant.
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Thank you both so much for sending us the Two Truths and a Lie, and generally for just being lovely people who have been so supportive of letting us join in on the tiny world of podcasting about ENT. You’re like our older sibling podcast!
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chibihobbit.bsky.social
Tylenol got Trip Tucker pregnant
The Enterprise crew are standing in sickbay while Trip Tucker is lifting his shirt to show off his side baby bump.
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firstflightpod.bsky.social
Hey Carrot Crew! Come listen to us challenge our play cousin Enterprise pod with two truths and a lie about the back half of Season 2.

Oh and they also with they had beamed down supplies to Trip in Dawn! 😜💚🥕🖖🏽
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Today our crew is on a Second Contact mission revisiting the #startrek ENT episode “Dawn” now that we’ve all seen it. Plus, we chat about the woefully inadequate Memory Alpha page on “feet” and we have an extra special Two Truths and a Lie courtesy of our friends over at @firstflightpod.bsky.social
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Dawn showing an alien choking Trip with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Dawn. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Only Murders in the Enemy Mine!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
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enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Say what you want about the #StarTrek Enterprise theme song, but it was written by Diane Warren, one of the most prolific and successful songwriters ever, with a catalogue worth half a billion dollars. She also has autism and, in fact, credits it with her success and songwriting ability. Just sayin.
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Today our crew is on a Second Contact mission revisiting the #startrek ENT episode “Dawn” now that we’ve all seen it. Plus, we chat about the woefully inadequate Memory Alpha page on “feet” and we have an extra special Two Truths and a Lie courtesy of our friends over at @firstflightpod.bsky.social
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Dawn showing an alien choking Trip with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Dawn. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Only Murders in the Enemy Mine!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
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earlgreymemes.club
when you realize being autistic is not a disorder
Beverly Crusher of TNG is in Science Blues and her iconic blue medical jacket, and sits in the captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise in "Remember Me" with text: "If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe".
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Say what you want about the #StarTrek Enterprise theme song, but it was written by Diane Warren, one of the most prolific and successful songwriters ever, with a catalogue worth half a billion dollars. She also has autism and, in fact, credits it with her success and songwriting ability. Just sayin.
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Diane Warren, the writer of Faith of the Heart, dngaf what your thoughts are on the #startrek Enterprise theme.
Screenshot of Instagram comments: 

not_lulus_papa
So she's to blame for all that shit music.

dianewarren 
Guess so!! [smiley face with tongue out emojis]
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Thank you. This was made FOR US
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
What do you get if you cross TNG's “Darmok” with “Enemy Mine” and a He-Man villain named after the titular building in Only Murders in the Building? You get the #StarTrekENT episode "Dawn," which Bill explains to us in this week's episode of EnterpriseSplaining.
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Dawn showing an alien choking Trip with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Dawn. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Only Murders in the Enemy Mine!”
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shelfnerds.bsky.social
I’m very proud of this work here! If you just want to luxuriate into the luminous scores of #StarTrekDiscovery, then join us for this lengthy celebration of Jeff Russo’s compositions.
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firstflightpod.bsky.social
🖖🏽🚀 BONUS EPISODE ALERT🚀🖖🏽

For months, @abbymsommer.bsky.social and @shelfnerds.bsky.social have worked on this labor of love, an episode celebrating the music of #StarTrekDiscovery! It’s a long conversation, with some intermission points built in, but so worth it. Your ears will be delighted!
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uajamie.bsky.social
I’ll watch The A-Team but I put my foot down on Highlander
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Cannot wait until @uajamie.bsky.social has to process The A-Team. (b)
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enterprisesplain.bsky.social
The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a short break from #StarTrekENT this week in order to go on an away mission to Quantum Leap. @uajamie.bsky.social just watched the first season of #QuantumLeap for the first time and has lots of thoughts about Scott Bakula in that compared to ENT.
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image of the logo for the tv series Quantum Leap. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Away Mission to Quantum Leap!”
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
Cannot wait until @uajamie.bsky.social has to process The A-Team. (b)
enterprisesplain.bsky.social
"Bullied" for Jamie means "Maria and Bill talking about something they love that Jamie doesn't know about." (b)