Message to the family chat from Kid A (a budding cinephile):
Everyone needs to see Knives Out 3! Especially those interested in the failings of the modern church and what Christianity really should be (that's you Mum).

I've been Mariah'd already. 1st November, in Claire's Accessories.

I used to walk to school on my own aged 6. It wasn't far, but still. And home for lunch which you could still do in the UK in the early 80s.
Then there was the day my Mum forgot to be in at lunchtime, a lovely neighbour took me in and fed me cheese & crackers.

So do I.

I do like the idea of a church naughty corner. (Or indeed, cupboard).

Michael Prescott says "I never even Googled Historians Reclaimed" before putting them into the report. Which feels quite negligent for something you include in a memo sent to the entire BBC board?

And no Muppets! How?
(Also Legally Blonde should be way higher up. Pffft).

Oh my word that's hilarious.

I'm beginning to suspect you may have met one of the wardens....

Who knows? And not being very good at grammar, is it the bucket to put the wardens in, or the bucket belonging to the wardens to catch drips / use as fire extinguisher / put miscreants in?
The possibilities are legion.

Well, I do now!