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envymaybe.bsky.social
envyfucks♡
@envymaybe.bsky.social
'82 edition 5’1” bi shitposting chubster ♥️
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veni, vidi, veni
What’s the difference?

There isn’t any.
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
SO apparently 'only' liking 4 & reposting 2 = "So you hate helping people?"
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Literally all I did was 'like' 4 of her posts & reposted 2 for her (her pinned & 1 other) 😭
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
A lot of girls didn’t like me last year, but their boyfriends and husbands did 😏
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Would you nut in a BBW like me? 🥹
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Well, wataa ya gonna do?
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So fucking pathetic and unhinged
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The official French government Twitter/X account’s perfect response to Elon’s nonsense 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Shopping haul from yesterday: grabbed a couple of cute tops, some fun short shorts, and an adorable little dress 🛍️

Wanna see me try them on? ☺️
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
If I hit 15k followers in 48 hours, I’ll chudai a banana in my pussy 🤭

If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Don’t worry, they’ll totally find the WMDs… or whatever excuse they’re using this time to steal oil
January 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm engaged...

of course I take it up the ass ☺️
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
How do you like my engaged spread open pussy?
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Some call me the gangster of love
Some call me envymaybe
So smash that follow, like it's one of my holes 😘
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
When you remember that one day he went out looking for hoes, and you were one of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
BBW chudai ☺️
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Do you prefer a regular blowjob or deepthroat more? 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Monica and Rachel’s apartment from Friends, 90 Bedford Street, West Village, NYC. These days, it would rent for $8,000 a month!
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bbw... smash or pass? 💖☺️
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If a girl tries to friendzone you, tell her you already have friends. When she says, 'You can’t have enough friends,' tell her you prefer four quarters to a hundred pennies.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When girls post a sexy pic, say it was an accident, that they’re SO embarrassed, but post it anyway... it wasn’t an accident

Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you catch me in a sheer dress... your odds suddenly got a lot better 😏
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Two dicks in my pussy at the same time? Never. One in my pussy, one in my ass (DP)? Sure. Both in my pussy? Nope. I'm so totally sheltered 🤭
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Riding some dick with my titties out
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Chudai ☺️
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM