envymaybe♡
@envymaybe.bsky.social
'82 edition 5’1” engaged amateur chubster ♥️
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veni, vidi, veni
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Real talk: I have a decent enough job, but since I’m getting married later this year, I’ve decided to finally start an OnlyFans—something I’ve avoided until now for a bunch of reasons. But hey, extra money is extra money, right? 😅
SO, I have a question...
SO, I have a question...
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Real talk: I have a decent enough job, but since I’m getting married later this year, I’ve decided to finally start an OnlyFans—something I’ve avoided until now for a bunch of reasons. But hey, extra money is extra money, right? 😅
SO, I have a question...
SO, I have a question...
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If I hit 15k followers in 48 hours, I’ll chudai a banana in my pussy 🤭
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
If I hit 15k followers in 48 hours, I’ll chudai a banana in my pussy 🤭
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
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How do you like my engaged spread open pussy?
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
How do you like my engaged spread open pussy?
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I'm engaged...
of course I take it up the ass ☺️
of course I take it up the ass ☺️
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I'm engaged...
of course I take it up the ass ☺️
of course I take it up the ass ☺️
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When girls post a sexy pic, say it was an accident, that they’re SO embarrassed, but post it anyway... it wasn’t an accident
Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
When girls post a sexy pic, say it was an accident, that they’re SO embarrassed, but post it anyway... it wasn’t an accident
Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
Anyway, unrelated, here’s my totally accidental nip slip. I’m SO embarrassed
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😳
Hmmm 🤔
Hmmm 🤔
Being able to jack off while inside a pussy is CRAZY! But I bet she loves every minute
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
😳
Hmmm 🤔
Hmmm 🤔
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"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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Do you prefer a regular blowjob or deepthroat more? 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Do you prefer a regular blowjob or deepthroat more? 🤔
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42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
November 26, 2024 at 4:14 AM
42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
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you know you're not the first...
but do you really care?
but do you really care?
November 27, 2024 at 11:24 AM
you know you're not the first...
but do you really care?
but do you really care?
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bbw... smash or pass? 💖☺️
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
bbw... smash or pass? 💖☺️
😳
Hmmm 🤔
Hmmm 🤔
Being able to jack off while inside a pussy is CRAZY! But I bet she loves every minute
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
😳
Hmmm 🤔
Hmmm 🤔
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
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do you f*ck chubby b!tches? 🥰
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 AM
do you f*ck chubby b!tches? 🥰
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Millennials & Gen Z:
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Millennials & Gen Z:
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
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Decisions, decisions… 😏
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Decisions, decisions… 😏
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how it started vs how it ended
August 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
how it started vs how it ended
If I hit 15k followers in 48 hours, I’ll chudai a banana in my pussy 🤭
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
If I hit 15k followers in 48 hours, I’ll chudai a banana in my pussy 🤭
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
If we smash 20k within a week, I’ll also wataa one in my asshole 😈
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Remember, everyone who thinks being gay is a 'choice', made the choice to be straight.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Remember, everyone who thinks being gay is a 'choice', made the choice to be straight.
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Dating rule of thumb: if you’re 22 or older, divide your age by 2 then add 7. That’s the youngest person you should date... Agree or disagree? 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Dating rule of thumb: if you’re 22 or older, divide your age by 2 then add 7. That’s the youngest person you should date... Agree or disagree? 🤔
Millennials & Gen Z:
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Millennials & Gen Z:
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
We’ll work hard, try to buy a house, live with the person we love, and become financially secure
Government:
Yeah... good luck with that 😂🤣💀
Remember, everyone who thinks being gay is a 'choice', made the choice to be straight.
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Remember, everyone who thinks being gay is a 'choice', made the choice to be straight.
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would you creampie?
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 AM
would you creampie?
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Rules for 2026 ♥️
Visit those who visit.
Call those who call.
Ignore those who ignore.
Never forget the disrespect.
Visit those who visit.
Call those who call.
Ignore those who ignore.
Never forget the disrespect.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Rules for 2026 ♥️
Visit those who visit.
Call those who call.
Ignore those who ignore.
Never forget the disrespect.
Visit those who visit.
Call those who call.
Ignore those who ignore.
Never forget the disrespect.