👾 Formerly: Lead Data Architect for CAT Lab @ Cornell University and Research Engineer @ the MIT Media Lab.
📍 Based in Cambridge, MA.
🕺 Vibes are my own.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Research Engineer: We don't have enough data to study the the cup and the IRB rejected our data collection method just because it involved waterboarding human subjects with the cup so I trained this AI to chug every cup in the world
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Research Engineer: We don't have enough data to study the the cup and the IRB rejected our data collection method just because it involved waterboarding human subjects with the cup so I trained this AI to chug every cup in the world
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Follow for all the fine folks studying Internet & Society.
And let me know if you should be on this list and I missed you :)
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