Best Star Wars Takes
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vegan btw
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vegan btw
Classic Packers collapse. Can't wait for the wildcard loss next year! My second year as a proper Packers fan was 2014. Nothing can phase me.
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Classic Packers collapse. Can't wait for the wildcard loss next year! My second year as a proper Packers fan was 2014. Nothing can phase me.
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Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
My friends, this is what we call "fedposting."
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My friends, this is what we call "fedposting."
I'm gonna be real here. Global nuclear annihilation being triggered by France and UK retaliating to a US invasion of Denmark was not on my bingo card.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
Danish troops told to 'shoot first, ask questions later' if US invades Greenland | LBC
The European nation's rules of engagement requires soldiers to “immediately” counter-attack invading forces without awaiting orders
www.lbc.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm gonna be real here. Global nuclear annihilation being triggered by France and UK retaliating to a US invasion of Denmark was not on my bingo card.
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/dani...
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
- J.R.R. #Tolkien
As a true fan of Star Wars Classic, I only pronounce millennium falcon like Han does and exclusively pronounce "Leia" like "Leah." Anyone who disagrees isn't a true fan! Prequel and sequel fans will gas light you to ignore your own eyes and ears.
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
As a true fan of Star Wars Classic, I only pronounce millennium falcon like Han does and exclusively pronounce "Leia" like "Leah." Anyone who disagrees isn't a true fan! Prequel and sequel fans will gas light you to ignore your own eyes and ears.
Some scenes were left on the cutting room floor...
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Some scenes were left on the cutting room floor...
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transgender for everyone this new year
January 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
transgender for everyone this new year
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Everything will be fine.
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Everything will be fine.
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she just got the house to pass her bill criminalizing trans care for people under 18 years old.
the only mention in this piece is about how she’s upset trump hasn’t done *enough* to harm trans kids. oh and a quote from her saying trans people are all “perverted”.
what is going on at NYT?
the only mention in this piece is about how she’s upset trump hasn’t done *enough* to harm trans kids. oh and a quote from her saying trans people are all “perverted”.
what is going on at NYT?
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
she just got the house to pass her bill criminalizing trans care for people under 18 years old.
the only mention in this piece is about how she’s upset trump hasn’t done *enough* to harm trans kids. oh and a quote from her saying trans people are all “perverted”.
what is going on at NYT?
the only mention in this piece is about how she’s upset trump hasn’t done *enough* to harm trans kids. oh and a quote from her saying trans people are all “perverted”.
what is going on at NYT?
Yoda scene in Last Jedi was great and haters will tell you this is not true. We truly live in a society that experience two different versions of reality.
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Yoda scene in Last Jedi was great and haters will tell you this is not true. We truly live in a society that experience two different versions of reality.
Starkiller base was a mistake. The First Order needed to have a base but they should have some other wunderwaffe. Just have the Galactic Senate in endless debate about how to respond like in Phantom Menace plus a non-planet destroying super weapon and the movie would have fixed its biggest flaw.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Starkiller base was a mistake. The First Order needed to have a base but they should have some other wunderwaffe. Just have the Galactic Senate in endless debate about how to respond like in Phantom Menace plus a non-planet destroying super weapon and the movie would have fixed its biggest flaw.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
He is the messiah as foreseen in the ancient prophecy! He comes from a distant world full of water and his name is... Paul.
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
He is the messiah as foreseen in the ancient prophecy! He comes from a distant world full of water and his name is... Paul.
If Han Solo comes back with a robot body in a spinoff series, that is not real.
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If Han Solo comes back with a robot body in a spinoff series, that is not real.
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Phantom Menace had such a perfect aesthetic to it.
Out of all the prequels it’s my favorite.
Out of all the prequels it’s my favorite.
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Phantom Menace had such a perfect aesthetic to it.
Out of all the prequels it’s my favorite.
Out of all the prequels it’s my favorite.
The Tatooine sequence in Phantom Menace is my 2nd favorite sports movie.
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The Tatooine sequence in Phantom Menace is my 2nd favorite sports movie.
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Does anyone else feel differently about Darth Vader's redemption before dying at the end of Return of the Jedi after seeing what he did to in Revenge of the Sith?
He slaughtered an entire classroom of Junior Jedi then choked out his pregnant wife...f*ck him!
He slaughtered an entire classroom of Junior Jedi then choked out his pregnant wife...f*ck him!
a young boy in a star wars costume stands in front of a light saber
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December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Does anyone else feel differently about Darth Vader's redemption before dying at the end of Return of the Jedi after seeing what he did to in Revenge of the Sith?
He slaughtered an entire classroom of Junior Jedi then choked out his pregnant wife...f*ck him!
He slaughtered an entire classroom of Junior Jedi then choked out his pregnant wife...f*ck him!
I've given the Discover tab a lot of shade, but it is hooking me up with nature, landscape, and space photos.
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I've given the Discover tab a lot of shade, but it is hooking me up with nature, landscape, and space photos.
I need to watch Rise of Skywalker more so I can be a better informed hater. In my defense, it's hard to stick with it. I gotta put on my science goggles.
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I need to watch Rise of Skywalker more so I can be a better informed hater. In my defense, it's hard to stick with it. I gotta put on my science goggles.
There are actually plenty of good little Star Wars morsels in RoS. Unfortunately the main plot is the worst thing I've ever seen in a movie.
STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER was released on this day 6 years ago
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
There are actually plenty of good little Star Wars morsels in RoS. Unfortunately the main plot is the worst thing I've ever seen in a movie.
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Who wouldn't? It's the best Star Wars movie made.
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who wouldn't? It's the best Star Wars movie made.
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Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, i can hide the truth no longer. I quite like The Force Awakens.
a close up of a person giving a thumbs up next to a robot
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December 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, i can hide the truth no longer. I quite like The Force Awakens.