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🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻
@epiphanist1248.bsky.social
Fortune's fool.
40, he/him/his/bear.
Rudolph sequel where Yukon Cornelius slays the tyrant Claus and takes up the mantle of Santa. The elves, meek and servile, simply comply with the new regime. Rudolph culls the dissenting reindeer loyalists. King Moonracer wonders when war will be brought to his shores.
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There's a Harry Turtledove ( @hntdove.bsky.social ) book about "what if the South had AK-47s?" and I think it's high time John Brown got the same treatment.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Socks with Crocs is for the winners and the sinners
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today only - Ask about the Hot Moms Special!
May 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No transgender person ever tanked the economy.
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm a top 1% commenter in r/CozyFantasy maybe now my mother will be proud of me
April 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You guys are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles child soldiers?
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Baby are you a glass ketchup bottle? Cause I wanna smack you on the behind till you squirt.
March 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Today's the day!
March 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I need more people to watch Flow so we can talk about it
March 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy International Women's Day, international womens!
March 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Jean Valjean and Javert but they fuck
March 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I just wanna wake up next to you and ask "waffles or pancakes?" and you pick waffles and I get excited to have an excuse to bust out the waffle maker
February 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm like if Baymax was a top.
February 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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around this time every night the old rocking chair in the basement starts rocking by itself I am irresistibly drawn to it as soon as I sit down in it I am overcome with a heavy dreamless sleep and the next morning another person from town has gone missing
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I wanna invite people to come visit me in Cleveland but I know they won't so I don't because I don't want to have to hear them tell me they won't.
February 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How long till Chappell Roan's "Hot To Go" song gets used in a fast food breakfast commercial?
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
All right folks we're doing 10 AM Tuesday Tarot Time!

Slide into my DMs if you want a reading!
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Hot Ones should go more extreme. Like a wing covered in bees.
January 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Practicing radical honesty in 2025.
January 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Slamming a can of ice cold low-sodium V8 like it's an act of penance
January 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Big boobs small boobs I like all boobs
January 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM