epjacobs.bsky.social
@epjacobs.bsky.social
Retired attorney. Just argue for fun now.
The Trump TACO truck has four flat tires. Who could have predicted that?
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
"I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. [Donald], you're no Jack Kennedy."

Adapted from Lloyd Bentsen's famous skewer of Dan Quayle. Photo by Jim Watson.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Above the entrance to the courthouse in the Eastern District of Virginia is a frieze showing the tortoise and the hare and the inscription “Justice delayed justice denied.” Comey should insist on his right to a speedy trial.
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We need a vaccine to prevent idiocy.

(Photo by Francis Chung of the AP.)
September 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I always knew there were two copies of Trump. One is dumb and the other is dumber.
July 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter” says the guy with the attention span of a gnat.

He just started a war with Iran without Congressional approval. When Iran-sponsored terrorists attack Americans, Trump will deserve the blame and the attention.
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trump folds under pressure while pretending it’s a win. Insiders in his administration just made a bundle if they acted on this market manipulation.
April 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He must have a mirror he can look into.
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
RIP Gene Hackman. He and his wife and pet dog were found dead at his home in Santa Fe. No sign of foul play. One of our greatest and most prolific actors.
February 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Trump bought himself a new tariffs handgun.
February 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Another hummingbird visiting my backyard. 🪶 #birds
December 4, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Pelican hunting over San Francisco Bay. #addBirder
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Backyard hummingbird.
December 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM