At Da Movies. I am too stoned to be subjected to the PG trailer reel right now. Why am I witnessing an ad for a movie about talking sneakers.

Did my Top 10 for 2024 because if I haven't see it yet I do not respect it.

Bathroom selfie on my way to see Werewolves (2024)

My favorite thing about watching movies is when they really blow something up and my partner and I both go "Hey, they really blew that up though. They put in the work" back and forth to each other for a minute or two.

"They used to blow shit up for movies"
"They used to care about us, the audience"

Look, I'm not one to excuse the Dutch but also only one country gave us Paul Verhoven and Jan de Bont. Well technically two countries contributed to their work I guess because who provided that sweet sweet capital? The U-S-fuckin'-A baybeee

Gonna vinyl post here to try to get myself to actually use the app. Currently spinning the David Hasselhoff doing covers album that legit rules, actually.

Gonna old head hot take on the timeline. Metalcore was better when it meant you might genuinely get your ass kicked.

Imagine trying to look tough in a Toad the Wet Sprocket shirt.

Having been bombarded with commercials for it the last week I think I can say with all sincerity that no movie has ever looked worse than Red One. Just absolute shit from a butt.

Nicole Kidman out here talking about "...if Scorcese ever makes a movie with WOMEN" when this whole time Martie was a female filmmaker

Olive Garden: “When you’re here, you’re family”

*Chris Benoit entrance music plays*

TONIGHT AT 8pm CENTRAL: The LIVE DEBUT of Episode 1 of SICKO SHOCK 2, our 6-part audio drama miniseries and PODCAST EVENT OF 2022

Join us at http://twitch.tv/animesickos as we kick off the cyberpunk tale of Sicko City through the eyes of hard luck noir PI Burt Harddrive!

I guess I should use this opportunity to post on here. Hello. I haven't eaten today and just took an edible.