Speed (1994) cost $30mil. A Russo brother wouldn't even know how to show you a bus for $30mil, let alone make one go real fast and maybe blow up.

In the early 90s they'd just give you nearly $100mil to make a movie if you were Dutch, and they'd even give you Bill Paxton (one of our most precious resources)

Once again with the Kevin erasure.

Without a hint of irony, this bangs.

I just think if you're gonna scream along to words like "All your tears are not gonna wash this one away" or "I swear I heard you say love is forever" you need the looming possibility of someone 3x your size kicking you in the head.

Constantly saying "Wait, which one is that?" is pretty much all I concretely remember from watching that show years ago.

"I'm not trying to sneak two shots of liquor into this screening of Game Night. I went to a wedding last week. Why am I getting patted down at the movies on a Wednesday night?"

-Me moments away from getting to have two unplanned shots before a screening of Game Night in early 2018

That's how I've been caught with a steel flask. Totally forgotten it was in a coat I wore for a private event and then suddenly I'm getting patted down the next time I wear it.

I feel like if security catches you with a 2oz flask they'd just buy you a drink after they stopped laughing.

I will sign under penalty of perjury an official statement that I was simply too busy the whole week it was in theaters. My vote should still count. Release Chapter 2.

Probably didn't want to confuse the audience. "The Rock is Santa Claus? But I thought The Rock was beloved character of page and screen Black Adam?! You know, from all of those movies we love so much."