Michael Erb
@erbmicha.bsky.social
Spartan, 🚁 and ✈️ pilot, code 🐒, and Detroiter loving it in PDX. Former 🏐 player who misses his knees (and his vertical.)
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” [mcsweeneys.net]
September 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” [mcsweeneys.net]
Reposted by Michael Erb
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Reposted by Michael Erb
New iOS rocks — you get a much higher def image of one earbud refusing to charge
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
New iOS rocks — you get a much higher def image of one earbud refusing to charge
How on Earth can anyone prefer the NBA to the NHL?
I get that it can be hard to find the puck for newbies, but there's 10 psychos with razors on their feet carrying weapons doing 20+ mph slamming into one another and firing a piece of vulcanized rubber 100mph at two nutjobs guarding a 6'x4' net.
I get that it can be hard to find the puck for newbies, but there's 10 psychos with razors on their feet carrying weapons doing 20+ mph slamming into one another and firing a piece of vulcanized rubber 100mph at two nutjobs guarding a 6'x4' net.
May 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
How on Earth can anyone prefer the NBA to the NHL?
I get that it can be hard to find the puck for newbies, but there's 10 psychos with razors on their feet carrying weapons doing 20+ mph slamming into one another and firing a piece of vulcanized rubber 100mph at two nutjobs guarding a 6'x4' net.
I get that it can be hard to find the puck for newbies, but there's 10 psychos with razors on their feet carrying weapons doing 20+ mph slamming into one another and firing a piece of vulcanized rubber 100mph at two nutjobs guarding a 6'x4' net.
Do yourself a favor and follow some Zoo accounts. Your blood pressure will thank you.
@oregonzoo.bsky.social
@sandiegozoo.bsky.social
#TheMoreYouKnow
@oregonzoo.bsky.social
@sandiegozoo.bsky.social
#TheMoreYouKnow
November 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Do yourself a favor and follow some Zoo accounts. Your blood pressure will thank you.
@oregonzoo.bsky.social
@sandiegozoo.bsky.social
#TheMoreYouKnow
@oregonzoo.bsky.social
@sandiegozoo.bsky.social
#TheMoreYouKnow
Michigan State missing wide-open 3s to start every season should be studied by psychologists or professional gamblers.
Either way, there's a lot of money to be made there...
#Spartans
Either way, there's a lot of money to be made there...
#Spartans
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Michigan State missing wide-open 3s to start every season should be studied by psychologists or professional gamblers.
Either way, there's a lot of money to be made there...
#Spartans
Either way, there's a lot of money to be made there...
#Spartans
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Every CAPTCHA: Here are a bunch of extremely out of focus pictures. Select the ones that have a fly.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Every CAPTCHA: Here are a bunch of extremely out of focus pictures. Select the ones that have a fly.
All my devs out there, be honest, what percentage of your commit messages start with: "i'm a moron..."
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
All my devs out there, be honest, what percentage of your commit messages start with: "i'm a moron..."
How do we have such a feral hog problem when apparently everyone with an assault weapon is out there hunting all the time?
November 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
How do we have such a feral hog problem when apparently everyone with an assault weapon is out there hunting all the time?
I had a Finance professor once who, on the first day of securities, said:
“Remember this: buy low, sell high, and never, ever, ever fuck with uncovered shorts. Do that and you’ll be alright.”
Wise words.
“Remember this: buy low, sell high, and never, ever, ever fuck with uncovered shorts. Do that and you’ll be alright.”
Wise words.
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I had a Finance professor once who, on the first day of securities, said:
“Remember this: buy low, sell high, and never, ever, ever fuck with uncovered shorts. Do that and you’ll be alright.”
Wise words.
“Remember this: buy low, sell high, and never, ever, ever fuck with uncovered shorts. Do that and you’ll be alright.”
Wise words.
The Southern Baptist Convention expelling churches with female pastors reminds me a lot of this brilliant Emo Philips joke: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX...
Emo Philips - Joke on Religion
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November 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
The Southern Baptist Convention expelling churches with female pastors reminds me a lot of this brilliant Emo Philips joke: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX...
Announcers, listen up!
For the billionth time:
"Sparty" is the mascot.
"Spartans" is the team.
The mascot is not playing in the game. You sound like a moron.
#GoGreen
For the billionth time:
"Sparty" is the mascot.
"Spartans" is the team.
The mascot is not playing in the game. You sound like a moron.
#GoGreen
November 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Announcers, listen up!
For the billionth time:
"Sparty" is the mascot.
"Spartans" is the team.
The mascot is not playing in the game. You sound like a moron.
#GoGreen
For the billionth time:
"Sparty" is the mascot.
"Spartans" is the team.
The mascot is not playing in the game. You sound like a moron.
#GoGreen