Erdbok
@erdbok.bsky.social
Kudu furry 🦌from South Africa 🇿🇦. He/him. I am fascinated by trains, bikes, engines and other dirty things with many moving parts. I love baking and writing stories about anthropomorphic animals. Expect passive-aggressive musings. Don't be a 📦. Be lekker.
Well, technically all mushrooms are edible. (Just some only once...)
February 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Well, technically all mushrooms are edible. (Just some only once...)
Whaaat? What kind of pervert would use this fine neck massage machine as a sex toy? What's the world coming to?
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Whaaat? What kind of pervert would use this fine neck massage machine as a sex toy? What's the world coming to?
Also a handy cop-out when unexpected guests arrive 😁
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Also a handy cop-out when unexpected guests arrive 😁
There are three bad ideas in this post.
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
There are three bad ideas in this post.
Yes, but... Is the middle seat a stretcher? How does one get on? Which foot goes down when stopping? Are pedals in or out of phase0? Hmmm...
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Yes, but... Is the middle seat a stretcher? How does one get on? Which foot goes down when stopping? Are pedals in or out of phase0? Hmmm...
Draw a taur-appropriate bicycle.
February 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Draw a taur-appropriate bicycle.
Erdbok is pretty chill, so I'm sure I'll be safe 😁 Something tells me Alexa is capable of extreme violence if needed, though!
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Erdbok is pretty chill, so I'm sure I'll be safe 😁 Something tells me Alexa is capable of extreme violence if needed, though!
I'd love for her to be my teacher... I still wouldn't want her to be my enemy!
February 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I'd love for her to be my teacher... I still wouldn't want her to be my enemy!
If this were a hand, it would have seven and a half fingers, of which only three are attached directly to the hand itself.
February 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If this were a hand, it would have seven and a half fingers, of which only three are attached directly to the hand itself.
This is so nonsensical that I'm confident it is not AI greenest.
February 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This is so nonsensical that I'm confident it is not AI greenest.
Metric vs. Imperial facts
February 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Metric vs. Imperial facts