Eric Bordeaux
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ericbordeaux.bsky.social
Eric Bordeaux
@ericbordeaux.bsky.social
Author and career retail worker.

My First Book and socials:
https://beacons.ai/ericbordeaux
What made me write such a silly line in an otherwise serious book? Check the links in bio, grab a copy and check it out for yourself!
February 3, 2024 at 10:02 PM
January 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM
With by book out for a week now I thought it would be fun to share my original idea for a cover before letting an actual designer make it better.

Links to the actual cover (and book) in my bio
January 26, 2024 at 7:27 PM
When the customer comes in for a refund a month after the return date and you still have to be nice about it.
January 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
IT'S OFFICIAL!!

My first book, "Like I Said: The Salesperson's Guide to Being a Better Customer" is in review on Amazon! Sales link will follow when available.

I'm beyond excited!
January 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
When the bliss of an empty mall during a snowstorm is interrupted by a customer who could have had their problem solved over the phone...
January 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Why is it that it's more enjoyable to play an idle phone game about retail than it is to work actual retail?

Answer: less sass from customers
January 5, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Here's to another year of being asked some of the most obvious questions by customers. Example below:
January 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
We have 4 days until Christmas and I just want to say this to all #retail workers out there:

You are all champions, and no matter what you may have gone through this holiday season, you made it through! You deserve all the rest in the new year!
December 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
My whole morning!
December 16, 2023 at 9:08 PM