Eric D. Snider
@ericdsnider.bsky.social
Writer, emeritus film critic (1999-2020), gay, LDS. BLM. ACAB. Free Palestine. Abolish ICE. SoCal native, then Provo, then Portland, now Provo again. All tweets are about you specifically and should be taken personally. Fix your hearts or die.
accidentally makes a date for the same night as an important business dinner, books them for the same restaurant, dashes back and forth between tables so each will think they're his only focus, slips, falls, head smashes open like a rotten cantaloupe, restaurant closes indefinitely
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
accidentally makes a date for the same night as an important business dinner, books them for the same restaurant, dashes back and forth between tables so each will think they're his only focus, slips, falls, head smashes open like a rotten cantaloupe, restaurant closes indefinitely
He's your sequel, D. Robert Cargill.
January 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
He's your sequel, D. Robert Cargill.
Have any of your films even used dongs? Wait — do all big productions have dongs on hand just in case they need to improvise a new scene??
January 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Have any of your films even used dongs? Wait — do all big productions have dongs on hand just in case they need to improvise a new scene??
chokes on a Danish
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
chokes on a Danish
*dong (singular)
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
*dong (singular)
There were plenty at my screening
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
There were plenty at my screening
forced to take a bath, drowns while struggling
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
forced to take a bath, drowns while struggling
Hmm, I didn't catch it because it's listed in my records under the actual onscreen title, which is HALLOWEEN H20: TWENTY YEARS LATER. But I think I'd allow H20. Thank you.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Hmm, I didn't catch it because it's listed in my records under the actual onscreen title, which is HALLOWEEN H20: TWENTY YEARS LATER. But I think I'd allow H20. Thank you.