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Eric Millikin
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AI/VR/AR/Bio/Sound Art Featured by @wired.com @nytimes.com @metrotimes.com‬ @freep.com‬ @detroitnews.com‬ etc. Detroit/Richmond/Baltimore. Now: UMBC B4: VCUArts he/him
Maybe a "Kavanaugh Kaused Kidnapping"?
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Republicans: "We are bringing back warrior manliness to our military by <checks notes> obsessive daily personal styling to maintain the smooth, hairless skin of a newborn baby."
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
That sound system in Michigan must be pretty awesome if that guy in Texas is crying about it.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
(Or maybe come visit/speak to some MFA students in Baltimore.)
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you ever want get after that MFA in experimental/stop motion/weird animation let me know! (It is getting to be MFA application time of year.)
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yes, to try to get the votes of Republicans, Democrats need to admit that it was a soft-on-crime liberal judge from deep blue New York City who gave zero jail time to a repeat offender found guilty of 34 felonies, etc. etc.
September 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by Eric Millikin
Same in USA. We've had a decade of a racist New York billionaire landlord and media personality at the highest level of politics, but somehow it's not the wealthy, the media, or politicians whose racism is holding America back, it's our most powerful people, factory workers living in trailer parks.
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Same in USA. We've had a decade of a racist New York billionaire landlord and media personality at the highest level of politics, but somehow it's not the wealthy, the media, or politicians whose racism is holding America back, it's our most powerful people, factory workers living in trailer parks.
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Who among us can be sure about the existence of the sun?
September 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Victim of a 'wich hunt.
August 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Could literally do his job at 18 years old.

"Only citizens of the United States that are residents of California and over the age of 18 can serve as Governor of California."

capitolmuseum.ca.gov/learn/about-...
Branches of Government - California State Capitol Museum
capitolmuseum.ca.gov
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Did I miss the "Third Way" memo on words Republicans can't use?

Or is the "Third Way" free speech for Republican Presidents to call Americans "vermin" who are "poisoning the blood of real Americans" but the word police are coming for any random college student who says "heteronormative"?
August 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ah yes, they have found the most powerful people in politics:

Barcelona, Veronica PhD, RN; Horton, Rose L. MSM, RN; Rivlin, Katherine MD, MSc; et al. writing in the journal "Obstetrics & Gynecology"
August 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yeah, this is a just a list "Third Way" came up with to try to prevent being called bigots by their co-workers and family members.

"What? My granddaughter told me get lost after I told her to lose some weight? What is it with these Democratic political campaigns against body shaming?"
August 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"My red state voters came up to me with tears in their eyes and said, sir, every time we go into the city we get our asses kicked by local children popping wheelies and half of us go home dead."
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
OK, I got this: V-1 and V-2 refer to Vergeltungswaffe 1 and 2, early WWII Nazi Germany missiles. Nazi rocket scientists were brought to the USA in "Operation Paperclip" to work at NASA on the moon landing. There were many accidents on NASA test flights, explaining the dead squirrel riding a bicycle.
August 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Eric Millikin
Republicans out here with "I had to call in the military because I am constantly getting my ass kicked by 90-year-old hippies."
August 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Republicans out here with "I had to call in the military because I am constantly getting my ass kicked by 90-year-old hippies."
August 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What if ... hear me out ... we put our greatest scientists to work to develop a system where if it is too hot you just take a nap until things cool off. We could call it "Sleep In Extreme Sun-Triggered Adversity" aka S.I.E.S.T.A.
August 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is Republicans decorating in their Epstein Mansion style.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/u...
A Look Inside Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan Lair
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
To fair to him, "smarter than the smartest person he knows" could mean he's just paying a team to construct a box of rocks.
August 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by Eric Millikin
This is like Schrödinger's ancestors, simultaneously both "we should get extra special credit for what our ancestors did " and also "we need to all just forget about the atrocities our ancestors did."
July 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM