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Eric Schmeltzer
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A digital nomad trying to find a home. By day, a political hack. By night, an exhausted dad. Tortured Philadelphia sports fan. Go Birds. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
Yeah this is pretty bonkers. He admits he's never talked to Maduro! And then claims it must be a language issue?
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
AND BTW I am quite comfortable saying they should deny this courtesy to Dems too. Enough of the blind quotes for no reason.
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
LOL also he makes a shitty spy because everyone knows this is a subtweet to Matt Gaetz
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Also, "assaulting" is likely doing a ton of heavy lifting here. A car driven by a lady with stuffies that grazed an agent and did no damage was labeled a monster truck with massive weight driven by a hellbent domestic terrrosts.
January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM