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Eric Sipple
@ericsipple.com
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Author of BROKEN MAGIC, MIMESIS. Head of Engineering at Hey Jane. My brain is a beautiful rain of frogs. 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them)

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Me sending a message back to my teenage self.
A Facebook notification. Title: goth girls Body: You might like goth girls.
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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me rn
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Energy for a new year in the modern world.
An image of Marcus the Worm with the text “Robert it’s pissing me off”
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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I’m sorry, but it’s flatly inappropriate to be this dismissive about a victim of abuse’s own conceptualization of the experience. Critique requires enough humility to say “I may be out of my lane.” bsky.app/profile/nber...
And in writing the section told from the perspective of Alex, the one third-grader who doesn't go missing, Cregger says he tapped directly into his own past. "That is straight-up, like — I lived that chapter as a kid," he admits. "Again, I don't know if people need to know this going in, but... it's very much what it's like to have a parent who's an addict, and the child has to become the caretaker as this sort of foreign thing comes in, and..." The look of horror is back. "I'I leave it at that."
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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I'm sorry, beware of what, exactly?
A Nextdoor post which reads, "Beware of people sheep's in wolf's clothing"
December 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Christmas tradition
The dvd box cover for SPACE ABOVE AND BEYOND
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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same energy
A screenshot of a title card from Battlestar Galactica that reads, in white text on a black background, "AND THEY HAVE A PLAN."
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Rage Pooping Against the Machine
A Philly Inquirer News Alert Headline: "'Delco Pooper' avoids trial" Body: The woman who was captured on video rage pooping on a car during a roadway dispute in April entered into a first-time offender program.
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Under what circumstances would I expect to be Slopped because I ended a search with a question mark, @kagi.com?
A screenshot of a control for Auto Quick Answer, saying it will automatically trigger Quick Answer when your search ends with a question mark.
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Happy birthday, Teri Garr!
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Sexuality is weird because I legitimately feel nothing for the vast majority of men, but then there’s like, One Guy and every time I see him (yes I’m watching The Expanse) I’m All In. It’s weird! Sexuality is weird!
A gray tabby cat at a poker table with a paw on poker chips. The words “he’s all in” appear three times in different fonts over the image.
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This man.
Steven strait in a promotional image from The Expanse as James Holden. He’s on the bridge of a ship, in a black tank top and blue pants. His hands are in his pockets and he’s looking offscreen.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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A play on the "The myth of consensual sex" meme that's been altered to say "The myth of 'consensual' liferafts". A man and woman lie down, each with a speech bubble saying "I consent". Below them, text saying: "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" Beside them is a picture of Tom Cotton with a speech bubble saying, "I don't!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Being too fiddly when editing a podcast looks like
A screenshot from Logic Pro of two audio tracks. The left third is a patchwork of little fragments of audio, with some yellow lines indicating automation of volume going up and down. The right third is unedited, one long block of audio
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Okay, he blocked me, so here's what he said. Baby.
Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social + Follow It is entirely possible to understand that there might be some First Amendment constraints in narrow circumstances for public school instructors while also understanding that the student is a bigot, the grad student has been mistreated by OU, and that vindictiveness towards my students is weird.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The last thing you see before you die.
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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RTD's getting so desperate, guys
A headline Breaking News: Doctor who gave Matthew Perry ketamine
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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She has some things to say about cliffhangers that don't pay off.
Kathy Bates in Misery holding a sledgehammer
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Ah, once again, the guy who wanted to get saucy with me blocked me when he got it back. Don’t pick fight with strangers if you don’t wanna fight!
Justin Buist @justinbuist.bsky.... • 1h Bold move posting that three days after Anthropic released a new model that's 67% cheaper than previous ones.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Going to need to point people to my header image for a bit, I think.
The Maker from Marvel’s Ultimate Comics, an evil Reed Richards wearing a helmet with a huge robot head behind him. He’s seated, hand stretched out. He’s saying, “Please know this of me. I never expected to be understood.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Pete from Mad Men in an elevator, saying, "Not great, Bob!" Bob from Twin Peaks smiling, scary-like.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM