Erik Baas
erikbaas.bsky.social
Erik Baas
@erikbaas.bsky.social
Is het meervoud van "el" nou "els" of "ellen"? En wat vinden de dames daar zelf van?

;-)
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Die uien zijn slecht, zeg! Ik kan wel janken...

;-)
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Ik vind Chubby Checker niet zo geweldig. Maar goed, daar kun je over twisten.
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Did you know that birthdays are good for your health?

Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I bought a little bag of air today.

The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
September 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Know why a milking stool only has three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Zeg, NHNieuws, hoe ziet "1,5 file" er uit? #fail

www.streekomroepwestfriesland.nl/a7-muurvast-...
A7 muurvast na brand maaimachine: 1,5 file van Hoorn richting Zaanstad - Streekomroep West-Friesland
www.streekomroepwestfriesland.nl
August 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Wife: sometimes I like to mess with my husband and hide his stuff where he can't find it.

Like I put his shoes in the shoe closet, his jacket on the hanger and his keys on the key hook.
August 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start all you need are 2 hearts & a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club & a spade…
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I asked my daughter to give me a phone book. She laughed at me, called me a boomer and lent me her iPhone.

So, now the spider is dead, her iPhone is broken & my daughter is furious…
August 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Last week Oxygen took potassium on a date and it was just OK.

Then yesterday I saw Oxygen with a date with Magnesium and I was like OMg.
August 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I love the smell of my F5 key...

It's very refreshing.
July 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Scheepvaart ... omrijden ???? OMRIJDEN?? #fail
July 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Nee maar, ze hebben het door! 't Heeft wel een paar weken geduurd en vele berichten gekost. "Dank je voor de tip, Erik!" Pfftt...
#Wesfriesland #sukkels
July 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Voor de zoveelste keer: wat is "Wesfriesland" ?? #fail
June 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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I want to be a millionaire just like my dad.

He wanted to be a millionaire as well.
June 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Nog steeds, elke dag weer, in ieder bericht, dezelfde typefout: "Wesfriesland". #sukkeltjes
June 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Vrijdag minder uitval van treinen door staking bij NS.

nieuwspaal.nl/vrijdag-mind...
Vrijdag minder uitval van treinen door staking bij NS
Vanwege de halfjaarlijkse staking bij de NS verlopen de storingen en vertragingen komende vrijdag niet volgens de dienstregeling.
nieuwspaal.nl
June 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM