I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Jon looked up and pleaded with God to just kill him.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield tried to become Big Chungus.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when a wolf scared Orson so much he started transforming into a teenager from Happy Days.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when––JON, NO!

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when the astronauts traveled along the cosmos to view the galaxy from a perspective a very select few are able to experience yet were bored, uninterested, and acted like they were waiting at the DMV.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield visited an abandoned Blockbuster Video.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield did a TEDTalk about how Odie's mouth could combat climate change.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield did the perfect kick right into Odie's taint and felt nothing.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield confessed that his favorite food wasn't lasagna but the left pant legs of trousers.

I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when a pile of shit gained sentience and noticed the audience.

@hangmanpage.bsky.social want a tag partner?

I want someone to run this footage as an ad immediately following every commercial for ICE recruitment on AEW.

Superheroes exist and Portland Frog is one of them.

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE.

*roofin’ meaning “advertising”

I just keep see thumbnail after thumbnail teasers, teasers to trailer, trailer, teasers to trailer 2, trailer 2, trailer 2, featurette, clip, teaser to final trailer, final trailer, we lied here’s the true final trailer along with them being shown at every single movie over the last 6 months.

Hey every piece of media ever,

I GET IT. ROOFMAN IS A MOVIE THAT EXISTS AND I KNOW THAT NOW. STOP.

Please,

Me

For what it’s worth:

Speaking as a showrunner with two writers rooms going on now, this article from Ankler is insane. I don’t know who the insider is, but the reporter should call bullshit. This is a GPT press release.

It's important to know that. While we should absolutely record any issues, these vast majority of these folks are just volunteers turned into Dantes from Clerkses

"Pay astronomically higher health insurance premiums to help us root out South Americans" isn't the common sense message you think it is, Mikey.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I don't get why people twist themselves into pretzels to definitively say if someone is "good now" or "bad now" before discussing what they did now, like Gavin Newsom. Just say "what he just did is good" or "what he just did is bad," you don't have to enter a score for him, it's not a required field