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Formerly known as WateryCryptid, ButchPrincessG, & erispie. Middle aged gender disaster. #PNW #cryptid, your terrifying goblin Mommy […]

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Got the last little bits of my Xmas shopping done. At a mall, while a bit sick.

I walked very slow, and moved the car rather than walk too far in mall, which ended up being a whole lot of LOOKING for parking.

My primary goal was getting more things for the other two adults' stockings […]
Original post on gunbark.dev
gunbark.dev
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We're not really sports fan people, except for hockey. But since the TV antenna was run up into the attack we've got a buncha broadcast channels so NFL games have been on.

And ... it's been an adjustment for me, as my historic associations with American sports fans have been angry man. Team […]
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gunbark.dev
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by Average Punk Rock Loser
this Christmas tree has been claimed for Apokolips
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
These things are true:

The world is dark
and we are alive
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm sofa king tired and achy. But the good news is that my favourite PT fully agrees with my assessment that this seems to be a combo of the increased PEM I get in this season change and being exposed to a few in house colds that my immune system overreacted to.

Which is to say; it sucks but […]
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gunbark.dev
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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please tell your wife it'd make my day if she liked my nudes too
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I just tried to put body lotion on my toothbrush, in case you're wondering how well I'm braining tonight, dear reader.

#mecfs
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just did my T jab on my comfy chair with my soothing relaxy music playing ... Weirdly kind of a spa flavoured experience. Huh
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
In continuation of the concepts of an earlier toot wrt car troubles recently...

I don't really have A Bad Day when things disaster a little.

I have A Bad Day when I upset people I care about.

I have an especially Bad Day when I think I've had a great day/have accomplished a lot/had a great […]
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gunbark.dev
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I really enjoy that we're getting to an age with kids and friends that if there's only an adult or two around they largely self regulate. The friend!cousins trio tend to call/text their parents more than they should. But in the long time I've been sitting on them, that has cut down on the two […]
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gunbark.dev
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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for the last few weeks I've been thinking about what a cultural icon #prodigy was and how much a huge impact they had for the time, and that led directly into the track Smack My Bitch up off of Fat of the Land, a landmark album for electronic music

#mtv would initially only play this video […]
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gunbark.dev
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It has come to my attention that I don't get immediately upset at sudden disaster because part of me is pleasantly surprised every day there isn't one. Which is also why most of my days are p. fucking great as apparently my default expectation is disaster and I haven't caught up to the reality […]
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gunbark.dev
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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My cat Rainbow likes to sit in this basket in my bathroom. My daughter painted a portrait of Rainbow in the basket. I hung it in the bathroom, naturally. Then I got a photo of Rainbow sitting in the basket underneath the painting.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am HAVING A DAY
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nearly every time I have a visual migraine, I catch myself looking at my eyes in a mirror to see if I can SEE the phantom shapes occluding my vision ...
Which is hilarious to me that I keep thinking to try to see them, while I specifically cannot see small details at all even if they were […]
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gunbark.dev
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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on bluesky there has been controversy over someone getting suspended over saying that they want to throw someone else into a wood chipper. that's why here on the fediverse we are adding a button that throws people into a woodchipper
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have been a person of multiple, unorganized emails. For almost as long as I've had them my two primary emails have been sitting at inboxes of 10k+

Somehow, inexplicably, over the last two days, IN THE MIDDLE of phone calls and other organising, my #audhd brain has managed to easily orangise […]
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gunbark.dev
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,
Theydies and Gentlethems,
And everyone above, below, aside and in-between ....

Welcome to ...

THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK!
Or Wednesday, if ya nasty
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Looking at a bunch of Dutch ants I think it's most likely a wood ant, and he's just given her a big wide head because the head is the most fun part of the ant to draw. He's also made her all black rather than hint that she is bicolor... although some black wood ants do exist.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@TheIdOfAlan/115527111496219848

This is a great scan of one of my favorite and most vexing M. C. Escher drawings.

It's an ant, and she is rendered in excellent detail. So... *who* is she?

She must be a Dutch ant. She is black, and her head shape makes me think […]
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sauropods.win
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Spending all my foodstamps in one day is more difficult than I expected
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not much better example of kids thriving under structure than how well the younger child does when given an exact budget.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Weather changes have put me in uncomfortable amounts or extra pain, which is extra fucking with me sleep, and making me all floaty and disconnected

It's not BAD it's just persistent and fucking in the way of life.

But this too shall pass and
IT'S ALL HALLOWS EVE!!
🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Here’s the thing. Being a minority means having to know where you’re safe, and where you’re not. The way you move is different in different contexts. White folks: ask your Black friends. If they trust you at that level, they’ll tell you. This is also true for LGBT people.

Everyone we meet gets […]
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mastodon.online
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Having a slow day with some breakthrough pains. Keep failing at doing anything for myself aside from meds and food, BUT it's my week as dishmaster and I got the dishes sorted, and also the litter boxen scoop-ed.

So at least I feel less shit about myself
October 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM