Eris Montez
@erismontez.bsky.social
They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Uh. Hello? I want this in my mouth.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Uh. Hello? I want this in my mouth.
Clearly someone who is unbiased wrote this on the USDA site. I’m so angry.
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Clearly someone who is unbiased wrote this on the USDA site. I’m so angry.
🫥 *sets internet on fire and walks away*
September 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🫥 *sets internet on fire and walks away*
I've always referred to my eyes as shit brown since I was a kid. Anything other than that was desired. But there was one moment when I worked with a photographer who captured them as they turned to honey in the light.
I'll always treasure that moment. That photo will forever live in my mind.
I'll always treasure that moment. That photo will forever live in my mind.
July 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I've always referred to my eyes as shit brown since I was a kid. Anything other than that was desired. But there was one moment when I worked with a photographer who captured them as they turned to honey in the light.
I'll always treasure that moment. That photo will forever live in my mind.
I'll always treasure that moment. That photo will forever live in my mind.
Let me introduce to you all my alarms. That is, for now. Gonna finally delete them all.
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let me introduce to you all my alarms. That is, for now. Gonna finally delete them all.
It’s a coconut curry kinda day
May 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s a coconut curry kinda day
I lost my virginity and all I got was this really cool sticker.
May 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I lost my virginity and all I got was this really cool sticker.
Also, that bed broke my bsky for a bit.
May 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Also, that bed broke my bsky for a bit.
Just like my heart, only the tip top of the Virgo sign shines.
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Just like my heart, only the tip top of the Virgo sign shines.
This is making me laugh. The idea of just being behind the bar just scrubbing away at tiny ducks…
May 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is making me laugh. The idea of just being behind the bar just scrubbing away at tiny ducks…
The desire to speak like this online is strong, but how will Jennifer be able to gooseberry the pumpernumps?
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The desire to speak like this online is strong, but how will Jennifer be able to gooseberry the pumpernumps?
I love cemetery walks. Might just have to do it as a normal almost weekly thing. 🙂
April 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I love cemetery walks. Might just have to do it as a normal almost weekly thing. 🙂
traumatized_thriving on instagram has a great slide (well, several) on calling out the US as a successful propaganda machine. This one is a great gut punch and even though I knew this from the start, it was a good reminder.
April 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
traumatized_thriving on instagram has a great slide (well, several) on calling out the US as a successful propaganda machine. This one is a great gut punch and even though I knew this from the start, it was a good reminder.
So excited to flip through this one. 🤭
April 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So excited to flip through this one. 🤭
Said I before I accidentally poured TOO much on. Fuck. I’ll be uhh.. sweating’ for a while.
April 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Said I before I accidentally poured TOO much on. Fuck. I’ll be uhh.. sweating’ for a while.
Wrong answers only.
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wrong answers only.
Me post Saturday night at work.
April 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me post Saturday night at work.
Interesting choice of images for the 100,000,000 powerball.
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Interesting choice of images for the 100,000,000 powerball.
I need to get into the horny fantasy smut cause holy shit did it lighten my day and make me laugh my ass off. My gateway drug?
April 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I need to get into the horny fantasy smut cause holy shit did it lighten my day and make me laugh my ass off. My gateway drug?
Idc about typos as long as the message is loud and clear. 😘
April 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Idc about typos as long as the message is loud and clear. 😘
I guess until i find better attire, back to the jeans.
April 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I guess until i find better attire, back to the jeans.
My instagram DMs are going hard, unfortuntely. That's why I could never get rid of it.
April 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My instagram DMs are going hard, unfortuntely. That's why I could never get rid of it.