Erlend Alvestad
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Erlend Alvestad
@erlalv.bsky.social
Expect.
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Bare et sånt generelt spørsmål om alle e-postene.. skriver disse mektige rikingene som idioter fordi de er idioter eller fordi det er et slags kodespråk hvor man kan gjemme seg bak at man mente noe annet?
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 AM
By the way, the Carpenters' single artwork is a pretty neat spaceship drawing/painting by Andrew Probert, who designed the USS Enterprise and Enterprise-D for Star Trek: The Motion Picture and The Next Generation TV series!
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Today's weird coincidence: I watched The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008); it was just as meh as when I saw it in the theater. I just started up my random playlist, and the first song is The Carpenters' cover of "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft". The original artist? The band Klaatu.
a man says what are the odds in front of a startalk logo
Alt: Neil D. Tyson saying "What are the odds?"
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Jeg sier ikke at folk tenker mer koffert nå enn før, men for 30 år siden ga D.D.E. ut en sentimental kjærlighetssang med tittelen "Kvite flekka".
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When you go hypoglycemic and simultaneously get an unpleasant text that instigates a slow panic attack that intertwines with the blood sugar low so that you can't tell if you're low or scared or both and maybe it'll never end
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
60% av lønna går til husleie _og_ jeg tjener for mye til å få bostøtte _og_ jeg betaler en god pris til å bo der jeg bor.

Det er noe av dette som ikke går opp, og jeg frykter at det er meg.
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Vi beskylder KI for å ikke kunne tenke selv, men du må gjøre litt av noen kognitive krumspring for å komme fram til følgende:
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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NRK: "Uklart om han rettet våpenet mot ICE-agentene"
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.

wapo.st/49Zqv1L
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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Opp i ringa nå, NRK. Dere kan ikke fortsette å outsource analysene av veldokumenterte hendelser til brukerne deres bak et fikenblad av objektiv rapportering eller hva dere vil kalle det. *Dere* skal kontekstualisere det som skjer for *oss*, ikke omvendt. Dere er liksom proffene her. Act like it.
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sitting on the bus reading a pizza box like it's a Stephen King novel
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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Today marks the 25th anniversary of the racist murder of Benjamin Hermansen. He was killed by members of the neo-nazi group Boot Boys. The fight against racism and neo-nazis in Norway is far from over and continue in the name of Benjamin and all those who have died at the hands of the far-right.
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I went back to Linux because my PC was too old to upgrade to Windows 11. I've since upgraded my PC so it's able to run W11, but I'm so pleased with MX Linux that I can happily say, Fuck Microsoft.
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Norge kan ikke sende sportsutøvere til et land hvor myndighetene nekter å følge loven og aktivt jakter på og henretter egne innbyggere, putter barn og mørkhudede i konsentrasjonsleir,dette går ikke!!!
Vi må boikotte fotball VM!!!
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Watching Driving Miss Daisy for the first time. Chippy Morgan Freeman sounds exactly like Richard Pryor doing a bit 😂
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
En oppfølger til Eminems "Rap God" som heter "Oppkast Dårlig"
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Er det noen hobbypsykologer som vet hvorfor jeg crusha på Stabbursmusa som liten?
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Ingen grunn. Ikke en eneste liten grunn. Ikke noe å se her, folkens. This. is. fine.
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Hvilket skolefag kan du spise hvis du fjerner en drikk?
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
So being against "wokeness" was a misunderstanding and he just wanted a nap???
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 AM
WEB BROWSER: You know you can watch this video in the TikTok app, right?
ME: ah ok, let's do that
TIKTOK: Hey buddy what's up
ME: Reddit told me you'd show me the video
TIKTOK: lol what fukken video stfu boomer
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Hvorfor heter det fat bike og ikke BMI?
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Tapt mulighet til å sette nord i parantes
Aftenpostens kunne ikke valgt bedre farge enn skjortebrun på stolpediagrammet i artikkelen med overskriften «Disse nordmennene støtter fortsatt Trump».
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 AM
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) / Dyrene i Hakkebakkeskogen (2016)
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Are there any songs besides ABBA's "Waterloo" that mention one specific historical event (like Napoleon surrendering at the Battle of Waterloo) and get it completely wrong?
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Vår spillmester Øystein holder oss ærlige og sørger for en stadig bredere dekning av forskjellige typer spill. Nå har han like greit slengt sammen Norges største guide innenfor rollespill 🎲🐉
Slik kjem du i gang med rollespel
Har du hatt ein draum om å vere helten i di eiga historie? Her er Noregs største rollespelguide.
www.gamer.no
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM